July 2045: First Ashes Test: England v Australia, Lord's
It's the summer of 2045, sixteen years on from my last entry in the annals of ICC's greatest Test matches. Two players remain from the England XI that squeezed victory from the jaws of defeat in Pakistan, off-spinner David Mutch and Jeff Sked - then a teenage middle order batsman, now captain. The two players now had 426 Test caps between them, 40-year-old Mutch with 1154 Test wickets and Sked, 35, the small matter of 55 Test centuries.
Australia had made a depressing start to their Ashes tour - forty years on from the 2005 series when England wrested a possession of the urn that they were yet to relinquish. One-day defeats at Chelmsford, Northampton and Hove were followed by NatWest Series disappointment and a comprehensive nine-wicket reverse against Glamorgan in their only first-class practice fixture. The skies above London were leaden black as Aussie skipper Baz Stafford lost the toss and saw Jeff Sked opt for first use of a well-prepared Lord's wicket.
England's confidence soon looked misplaced, however, as Andy Miller and Larry Shone both perished to Paul Cullin. It was Jack Osmond, whose first-innings hundred had been instrumental in Glamorgan's win the week before, who again frustrated the Aussies. Finding an able ally in Sked, whose experience aided him in negotiating the conditions on his way to his 141st score of fifty or more in Test cricket. Yet when Cullin returned in the afternoon, Sked and Andy Walcott fell inside an over, and England's middle order couldn't handle the pace of Cullin and Tim Hitchens. 181/2 rapidly became 252 all out, and only England's 10 and 11, Mutch and Bill Maloney, scraped into the start of day two.
England struck early, Kurt Astwood and Michael Parris reducing the tourists to 29/3, but as the clouds cleared to reveal baking July heat, the new ball quickly lost its shine and captain Stafford (90), with the support of George Hansen (66) rebuilt the Australian innings. Neither were able to go on to three figures however, and it was only 20s from keeper David Ready and veteran seamer Charlie Wingfield that saw to a first-innings lead.
A watchful start to England's reply saw Miller and Shone add 75 for the first wicket, but they fell in quick succession and when Sked followed, England were 92/3 and one again in difficulties. This left Andy Walcott, a comparative youngster at 26, but with 35 Test matches and 10 centuries behind him, to join Osmond's second rescue mission of the Test. The two men added 179 for the fourth wicket before Osmond flicked Kurt Vincent to midwicket for a round 100. If Walcott then expected some aid from the English middle order, he was to be mistaken. Larry Lyman, whose Test average has plummetted from 170 after two gentle warm-ups against Zimbabwe to just 49.25, fell for nine, whilst out-of-form keeper Adrian Griffith added one less. Astwood and Parris were unable to repeat their bowling efforts with the willow, and England stood 306/8.
David Mutch needed to show all of his 232 Tests' experience in resisting the Australian seam attack, but almost 4,000 Test runs don't come by accident, and he settled down to join Walcott in a liaison that lasted almost an hour and a half and yielded 81 runs before Cullin's yorker trapped Mutch LBW for 26. Bill Maloney fell for 7 soon after, and England were all out for 399 with Walcott unbeaten on 143.
Australia's target to take the series lead was 369, and when Astwood bowled Rob Moore in his second over, this seemed even further away. The Northamptonshire bowler's early success was, however, no sign of any prolonged English success. Adam Hanger and Derek Tennison took the tourists' tally beyond three figures before Hanger top-edged a cut shot off legspinner Maloney for 51, but Aussie skipper Stafford had no intention of allowing England to seize the momentum. He and Tennison (93) added 95 for the third wicket before his partner fell, inside-edging onto his stumps off the veteran Mutch. Phil Jewell ensured there was no let-up for the English, joining his captain in a fourth-wicket stand of 127 that took the tourists to 326/3 before Stafford limply fell, skewing Parris to Astwood at midwicket.
The captain's soft dismissal didn't seem to matter as Hansen eased in to join Jewell, but as Bill Maloney marked out his run at the Nursery End, England had one last throw of their dice. First Jewell fell, cutting to Parris at point, and two balls later a leg-break fizzed down the slope and into David Ready's off stump. Australia were 338/6 - needing 31 to win with four wickets in hand. England could sense an opening, and quickly Jeff Sked threw the ball to Kurt Astwood, his most incisive-looking seamer, who responded by beating the edge of new man Wingfield.
Yet try as Astwood and Maloney might, Australia limped forward, reaching 357 before the game turned again. A top-spinner from Maloney caught a top edge as Wingfield looked to cut, and Adrian Griffith delightedly took his chance behind the stumps. Paul Cullin only added one to the Australian total from number nine, before Astwood pinned him leg-before to make the score 358/8, the requirement to win just eleven. George Hansen, the number six batsman, was Australia's insurance against disaster - and when Sked spilled him at second slip off Astwood, letting the ball through him for a single, it seemed as if England's chance had gone.
Bill Maloney didn't believe it. The first ball of the 113th over of the Australian run chase bounced and spun off the Lord's wicket, fizzing past Hansen's cut shot, but keeper Griffith's boisterous appeal met with a grim shake of the head from Kiwi umpire Colin Papplewick. Unbowed, Maloney returned to his mark, and his googly trapped Hansen tight on the crease, prompting Papplewick's finger upwards and England within one run of glory. Number eleven Kurt Vincent, entering the innings averaging just 3.38, bottom-edged his first-ball sweep, fine of keeper Griffith, and Australia were 363/9, needing just six.
Two balls later, Maloney dropped short outside leg stump, and Tim Hitchens threw all his weight into a grotesque pull shot that somehow found the middle of the bat and swirled, bouncing just once, over the midwicket boundary and towards a scoreboard that now read just two to win. Hitchens defended the final ball of Maloney's over to cover, and Kurt Astwood took the mantle of bowling to his namesake. Sixteen years ago, it had been a Northamptonshire seamer with a Test century to his name who castled Hasan Kundi to seal a one-run triumph. Sixteen years on, Astwood had a chance to repeat Charles Patrick's feat. His first ball was full, angling back in to Vincent who shuffled on his feet, aiming to squeeze his toes away and jam his blade down: but his quickstep was too slow, and the ball thudded into the base of leg stump to grant England a one-run victory every bit as remarkable as that of those sixteen years ago.
"I had thought I'd had my fill of those for my lifetime," the England captain Sked grinned in relief as he talked to Cricket Web after the match. "It's a long time since that incredible win in Lahore - one that saved our unbeaten run, I think, and I thought that the next time I saw one of these I would be happily in front of the videowall, rather than doing my best to foul it up at slip! All credit to Bill and Kurt, though, that's serious guts to bowl that well in a situation like that - and a word too for Jacko [Osmond], that's three straight tons against the Aussies, and that's special."
Australian captain Baz Stafford had little to say. "I'm gutted. Absolutely gutted. The way me and Jeweller chucked it away when we were set. It's not Kurt's fault, no way, the job of the batters is to finish a game off when we get the chance. We've shown that we can beat the English; it's been a damn long time since we had that urn, and we're going to go to Edgbaston now and show them that this isn't just a one-off, and the Ashes is a contest this year."
For all Stafford's bravery, England's Test side is not one to allow challengers a second shot at glory. The Australian chance at ending forty years of Ashes hurt may well have just passed in the space of one Kurt Astwood yorker.
England 252
Jack Osmond 113, Jeff Sked 66
Paul Cullin 5/69, Tim Hitchens 3/52
Australia 283
Baz Stafford 90, George Hanson 66
Malcolm Parris 5/78, Kurt Astwood 4/95
England 399
Andy Walcott 143*, Jack Osmond 100
Paul Cullin 4/124, Kurt Vincent 2/126
Australia 367
Baz Stafford 112, Derek Tennison 93
Bill Maloney 5/71, Kurt Astwood 3/103
Man of the Match
Jack Osmond (England) - 113 and 100
England win by 1 run and lead the four-Test series 1-0