Five Stumps Only Way to Go

[Richard]

At least I actually know more than a tiny bit about cricket.

 

[Son Of Coco]

At least I actually know more than a tiny bit about cricket.

I'd debate that....

 

[Richard]

No, you wouldn't, not if you had any sense.
You mightn't agree with me on one very big issue, but an intelligent guy like you will be able to tell, quite clearly, that I and just about everyone else knows more than those 5 (maybe more) fools put together.

 

[John Laws CBE]

At least I actually know more than a tiny bit about cricket.

Yes well it isnt much more than a tiny bit by the sounds of it. Your arrogance is astounding really, especially for someone so young and naive. I suggest tuning into 2UE every weekday morning and listening to myself and some of my learned listeners. Talkback radio will no doubt increase your knowledge of the real world, which at this stage is bordering on zilch.

 

[Pinkline Jones]

Richard,

Son of Coco on his own has a million more brain cells than the entire monkey tree you call your little genealogy project hobby - could poke a stick at.

Richard, if you were the intelligent person you claimed to be then you would realise that the word "five" should be used here instead of the numeric. Richard if you continue with your childish and clodpated "fool" non-ripostes and associated obstreperous malpractices then I trust that the moderator will do the right thing and issue you with at least a temporary ban. If you don't want to contribute sensibly to this thread then why don't you butt out and do something else you're better qualified at e.g painting rocks white and watching the planes take off at the airport.

 

[John Laws CBE]

Pinkline Jones 1
Richard 0

 

[Belford]

Well done Jones

Yes, good work by Pinkline Jones.

He has despatched Richard over the rope at deep mid-wicket on countless occasions.

However, I worry that Jones will soon bore of the non-challenge and seek greener pastures elsewhere, because tonking Richard's non-interesting, non-inventive efforts into the cheap seats is the cyber-equivalent of shooting a barramundi in a middy glass.

Come on Richard, step it up. Give Jones something to get his teeth into.

 

[John Laws CBE]

Yes Belford this is certainly true although a wise man once said you can only beat what youre up against. While Jones is up against someone who is the very definition of the word "plodder", he just doesnt have anyone else willing (or stupid enough) to take him on. Having known Mr Jones proffessionally for quite some time, i know he is a hard task master and i have no doubts he will stick to his task, however simple it is.

 

[Blaze]

Yes Belford this is certainly true although a wise man once said you can only beat what youre up against. While Jones is up against someone who is the very definition of the word "plodder", he just doesnt have anyone else willing (or stupid enough) to take him on. Having known Mr Jones proffessionally for quite some time, i know he is a hard task master and i have no doubts he will stick to his task, however simple it is.

I will take him on. He is a drop kick. Just like the rest of you tossers who have such crap lives that you come on to the internet to annoy people on a cricket forum to fill your time. Camel56 was class in my opinion but you guys don't even come close. IMO you are the ones that need lives not Richard

 

[Ray Hadley]

Yes well it isnt much more than a tiny bit by the sounds of it. Your arrogance is astounding really, especially for someone so young and naive. I suggest tuning into 2UE every weekday morning and listening to myself and some of my learned listeners. Talkback radio will no doubt increase your knowledge of the real world, which at this stage is bordering on zilch.

He can't listen to us both at the same time John. He'll have to rotate his days.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Yes, freakishly annoying radio pundits in stereo. What contributors to the forums.

 

[John Laws CBE]

He can't listen to us both at the same time John. He'll have to rotate his days.

Yes Ray that sounds like a very good idea, although i doubt that someone of the afore mentioned gentleman's cranial capacity would be able to get much out our learned selves. Perhaps Alan Jones would be closer to his mental league.

 

[Pinkline Jones]

Blaze,

So you're quite content being Richard's butt plug?
Different strokes for mentally unarmed folks I suppose.

 

[John Laws CBE]

Id just like to comment ont Mr Blaze's comments. I can assure you sir, that my esteemed colleague Mr Pinkline Jones is not a drop kick. Far from it, he is one of the true doyens of social commentary.

 

[Ray Hadley]

I will take him on. He is a drop kick. Just like the rest of you tossers who have such crap lives that you come on to the internet to annoy people on a cricket forum to fill your time. Camel56 was class in my opinion but you guys don't even come close. IMO you are the ones that need lives not Richard

Fortunately for the world your opinion counts for very little.

 

[Ray Hadley]

Yes Ray that sounds like a very good idea, although i doubt a someone of the afore mentioned gentleman's cranial capacity would be able to get much out our learned selves. Perhaps Alan Jones would be closer to his mental league.

..or perhaps your collegue Mr. Price.

 

[Blaze]

Fortunately for the world your opinion counts for very little.

You guys are to this forum what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods.

 

[Blaze]

Blaze,

So you're quite content being Richard's butt plug?
Different strokes for mentally unarmed folks I suppose.

Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and gurgle blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.

 

[benchmark00]

Why are you guys pretending to be someone you aren't?... Is it some sort of role playing game? I dont get it... it's just strange and tiresome.

 

[Blaze]

Why are you guys pretending to be someone you aren't?... Is it some sort of role playing game? I dont get it... it's just strange and tiresome.

Strange how some people get their kicks aye?