Favourite Sports Chants/Songs

[BoyBrumby]

Anyone actually seen him curse uncontrollably?

Doesn't actually have the "swearing" Tourettes (coprolalia IIRC), sadly.

 

[roseboy64]

Oh shame.

 

[GIMH]

Why let the truth get in the way of a good chant?!

 

[chalky]

We sang a whole load at Shef Wed last year. It was during the time most of Yorkshire was suffering from flooding so:

You only sing when you're winning became You only sing when you're swimming
&
You're just a small town in Yorkshire became You're just a small town underwater.

Talking about chants didn't get all the fuss over the spurs fans chants to Sol Campbell. If the worst was the one that is is sung to the lord of the dance theme then think it was a complete overreation TBH.

 

[GIMH]

What did they sing?

 

[chalky]

we just went with a straightforward "murderer" chant

Got plenty of them from us too.

 

[chalky]

What did they sing?

http://footyblog.net/2008/10/02/the-sol-campbell-chant-by-spurs-fans-at-portsmouth/

Warning some may find offensive

 

[Uppercut]

From the anti-Watford Luton fans at Rochdale today. To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree-

Oh Elton John is gona die
He's gona die he's gona die
Just twenty years of HIV
And Elton John is history

 

[Langeveldt]

When playing the Germans

Two world wars and one world cup
doo dah
doo dah
Two world wars and one world cup
doo dee doo daah day

 

[andmark]

To the tune of "You are my sunshine":

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on giro day,
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

Yes, I'm from Liverpool.

 

[Langeveldt]

Since when have wheeltrims ever been called hubcaps in England?

 

[cpr]

Since the begining of time.

 

[GIMH]

Since when have wheeltrims ever been called hubcaps in England?

Since when haven't they??

 

[BoyBrumby]

Yeah, quite. I always imagined "wheeltrims" to be that bit of metal that sometimes frames the wheel-arches.

 

[Langeveldt]

Yeah, quite. I always imagined "wheeltrims" to be that bit of metal that sometimes frames the wheel-arches.

Have a quiet word with yourself

 

[cpr]

Have a quiet word with yourself

And conclude that at least you know the correct term for hubcaps

 

[Langeveldt]

Have there been any Drink driving / Luke McCormick related chants for Argyle recently? A tragic incident, but one that I imagine has had a song made about it already..

 

[TT Boy]

This one seems to pretty popular amongst Scottish bigots going by how much airtime the subject/song gets on Talksport...

"The famine is over, why don't you go home"

 

[The Sean]

We sang this at Justin Fashanu, at Plainmorgue

He's big, he's black, he likes it up the back
Justin, Justin

Seems less funny nowadays, somehow. & he scored the ****ing winner, serves us right really.....

On that note, I always liked this one from the Arsenal fans:

He's big, he's black, he had a heart attack
Kanuuuu, Kanuuuu

 

[BoyBrumby]

In that vein there was another one that did the rounds a couple of years ago after Van Persie was arrested on (completely unfounded) rape allegations. To the tune of Re-rewind (When The Crowd Say Bo Selector!) by the Artful Dodger:

Van Per-Sie

When the girl says no

Molest her.