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[danish]

'Mugabe Dies'

'Zimbabwean Players paid'

'Bond destroys Aussies.... Again'

Well now that you've broken through the 'no malicious headlines' covenant, I might as well be more creative:

'Mugabe stabbed by Chingoka who is eaten by Bvute after latter's fridge is found empty'

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Robert Key named slimmer of the year
Success attributed to Pie Free Diet

He's opted out of County cricket?

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Well now that you've broken through the 'no malicious headlines' covenant, I might as well be more creative:

'Mugabe stabbed by Chingoka who is eaten by Bvute after latter's fridge is found empty'

That's not the same as saying someone has died. Dying is a natural process. What you've suggested there is most certainly not.

 

[Barney Rubble]

He's opted out of County cricket?

Poor, Liam. That was poor.

 

[TIF]

"Nepal gets test status in 2011"

 

[Chubb]

Ponting Takes Vow Of Silence

Hayden In Shock "England Were Too Good" Admission

Malcolm Speed And Ehsan Mani Resign In Zimbabwe Bribe Scandal

 

[steds]

"Ian Blackwell And Paris Hilton To Wed"

 

[superkingdave]

Five Star Clarke to hot for Aussies
Rikki Clarke, ranked no1 in the world for both batting and bowling, ran through the Australian line up yesterday with an awesome display of bowling,..

 

[viktor]

Ajit Agarkar leads India to World Cup Glory
- The Duck becomes the Swan

 

[superkingdave]

Nicholas Egged
Assailant hailed as hero

 

[Smudge]

“Australia apologises for underarm delivery...

and scratching Kiwi from the 1984 Melbourne Cup...

and claiming Split Enz - and the pavlova”

 

[steds]

"Pietersen Qualifies To Play For Bangladesh"

 

[BoyBrumby]

Jeff Thomson in "No Opinion to offer" shock

Friends & family of the ageing turd-haired rent-a-divot are said to be "Horrified & appalled" when the Lillee-tailcoat grasper passed a stray microphone and offered no grossly ill-informed or wildly unfounded opinions. In an impromptu press conference John Howard said "I reckon that Muralitharan chucks, you know. Wait, come back...."

 

[Langeveldt]

Welcome back Richard

 

[steds]

"Illingworth On I'm A Celebrity"

followed by

"Illingworth Eaten By Snake"


(either Illingworth will do. They're both Yorkies)

 

[Jamee999]

Ponting banned from cricket for moaning a lot

Mitchell makes 502* and 503* on Test Debut.

Darren Maddy picked for England

Leicestershire win the Championship

Cricket Web XI : World Cup Champions

 

[sirjeremy11]

McMillan says "I promise. No more stupid shots"

 

[sirjeremy11]

Fit Oram ready for 100th consecutive game

 

[sirjeremy11]

Parore apologises for running out team mate

 

[sirjeremy11]

Chris Harris latest Hair Clinic cricketer

Boycott to play in Twenty20 match

Tuffey to open Milk Shake franchise

Glen McGrath to join brother in "The Wiggles"