For me david is totally right about why almost all CBs want pitches that don't help most bowlers take wickets quickly - Test-matches need to last as long as possible to sate TV companies' demands.
And some do give a damn about nothing but runs (ideally quick runs). Personally I can't stand that attitude.
Anyway, it rarely results in a load of draws, because when teams concede 550-600, their batsmen generally feel obliged to collapse, handing bowlers credit for "conquering difficult conditions" and ensuring a loss.
For me, the important thing is that all wickets are not the same. There will obviously be variations within a country and that, too, is part of the beauty of the spread of the game (for instance, I like the fact that Wantage Road and Sophia Gardens offer far more turn than most places in England).
These are the conditions I like to see more often than not in each country\region:
Subcontinent - slow, low, turning, breaking-up from the end of day three.
England, New Zealand and Zimbabwe - seam-movement for the first two days, ideally throughout the match. Not too much (and in some cases there is too much) but ideally hard-wearing grass that only offers seam-movement if you hit the seam perfectly.
West Indies, Australia and South Africa - wickets offering a bit more bounce than the subcontinent, but still some seam. Less than England or New Zealand, but some nonetheless. Eg. that like we recently saw at The 'Gabba.
I never like uneven bounce. On any wicket, anywhere, I like to see as little of it as possible. Swing, seam and turn are one thing, indifferent bounce is quite another - IMO it takes very little skill to exploit, and taller bowlers obviously have the advantage.
Clearly South Africa, Australia, England, the subcontinent and West Indies are all producing mainly wickets that offer no seam or turn, nor uneven bounce mostly. West Indian pitches lack the bounce they used to have. New Zealand seem to be attempting to make-up for everyone else's lack of seam entirely by themselves.
It is a shame when everything becomes monotonous. 5-day Tests are good, but I hate seeing pitches that don't offer any seam-movement in England, I really do.