English Football Clubs Survey

[GIMH]

Manchester United - 0 - because I was raised to hate them and am not about to stop
Manchester City - 4 - The Gallaghers, Smitteh, stealing the title from the red mancs in injury time
Liverpool - 3 - if I lived in a vacuum they'd probably be a 4 purely out of support for my old man but the tunnel rats and snide wannabes round here drag them down
Newcastle - 2 - joke club
Arsenal - 3 - were a 4 once upon a time but Jack Wilshere is a ****, Piers Morgan supports them, their CW contingent reckon they made a title challenge last season and they are currently booing Fabregas for signing for a team who actually wanted to sign him...
Chelsea - 2 - lots to dislike but have never cared enough for them to be a 1
Tottenham - 3 - meh
Norwich - 3 - meh
Aston Villa - 3 - I'm still not over 94 but I focus my anger on Bosnich and the referee and as such am indifferent to the club
Swansea - 3 - not Cardiff, and their fans love Andy Robbo
Stoke - 3 - the fittest girl in my work supports them and that's about it
Queen's Park Rangers - 2 - **** **** wannabes who thought they were the bollocks when they were a league one side, plus Rio is a wanker and so is Arry
West Brom - 3 - completely dull
Sunderland - 3 - see above
Fulham - 3 - as above
Everton - 1 - I probably hated them more when Moyes was there but they're still **** ****s
Wolves - 3 - meh
Blackburn - 3 - meh
Bolton - -1 - why are they still allowed to exist? If they go down oh my I have a semi just thinking about it
Wigan - 2 - the Chelsea of the lower leagues earlier in the century and yet got this ****ing plucky underdog tag in the prem, jog on
Leeds United - 1 - scum
Nottingham Forest - 2 - big time Charlies because they once had a good manager
Sheffield Wednesday - 3 - meh
West Ham - 1 - employ Satan, go to hell

5: Consider myself a supporter
4: Don't really support them but respect them and probably support them against another neutral team
3: Neutral/Apathetic
2: They get on my nerves sometimes
1: Hate them
0: ****s are the scum of the earth

 

[Pothas]

Manchester United 1.5 - Hated them out of obligation for a while, then last season they were just funny, this season they are just fun.
Manchester City 3.5 - Great credit to them that they are as likeable as they are given their ownership.
Liverpool 1
Newcastle 3
Arsenal 3.5
Chelsea 0 - I never gave them a 3. Detestable for all the obvious reasons but it is the fans that make them the very worst.
Tottenham 2.5
Norwich 3
Aston Villa 3
Swansea 3.5
Stoke 2
Queen's Park Rangers 2.5 - There is literally nothing good about them but family connections means I can't really hate them.
West Brom 3
Sunderland 3
Fulham 1 - Get a point this time because at least they are funny now.
Everton 3.5
Wolves 2.5
Blackburn 3
Bolton 2.5
Wigan 2 Why the **** did I ever like them? Brumby had it right all along.
Leeds United 1
Nottingham Forest 3
Sheffield Wednesday 3
West Ham 2

 

[GIMH]

Also

Oldham - 1 - cold and pointless. Literally offer nothing other than a decent half time pie
Bury - 2 - why do they think they are a big club all of a sudden? And **** Ryan Lowe
Wrexham - 0 - but I really want them to come up (assuming we don't go down) because it's been a decade since we had a proper derby because, no, Oldham doesn't count
Dortmund - 2 - hipster club
Barcelona - 1 - for kicking me out of the nou camp at half time, ****s

 

[sledger]

Wigan 2 Why the **** did I ever like them? Brumby had it right all along.

Haha, what is it that's made you change your stance?

 

[Pothas]

Dave Whelan being a **** mainly.

Rosler leaving for them I could accept but the whole Forshaw thing got a bit messy. The Bees having a realistic chance of finishing above them this season is pretty great.

 

[sledger]

Ah, fair enough. I've not really got a view on Wigan these days, but the Martinez side remains one of my favourite Premiership teams of recent years.

 

[superkingdave]

Manchester United 0
Manchester City 4 - My dad supports them, my grandad supported them
Liverpool 1
Newcastle 2 - Hate Pardew
Arsenal 3.5 - Used to be a 4, can't put my finger on it but like them less recently for some reason.
Chelsea 3
Tottenham 1 - The used to employ Harry Redknapp
Norwich 4 - plus 2 points for having Neil Adams as manager
Aston Villa 2.5 - meh
Swansea 3
Stoke 2 - work with loads of Stoke fans, otherwise would be a 1
Queen's Park Rangers 0 - employ Harry Redknapp
West Brom 3 - Know a couple of Baggies fan, ones ok, the others a bit of a ****
Sunderland 1
Fulham 2 - meh
Everton 3
Wolves 2
Blackburn 1
Bolton 1
Wigan 1
Leeds United 1
Nottingham Forest 2
Sheffield Wednesday 3
West Ham 1

 

[Pothas]

My feelings on Arsenal are the same, it may just be because they are not as good as they used to be but I am blaming it on their CW presence.

 

[Esperance]

That's cool but I disagree.

 

[sledger]

Having not filled this in a few years ago, it's hard to say how my views have changed. I suspect I dislike QPR less now than I did back then, but still dislike them. The same can be said of Stoke. Dislike of Chelsea has undoubtedly increased. Probably like Everton more.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Manchester United - 0, obviously.
Manchester City - 5, obviously.
Liverpool - 1, Liverpool fans are obnoxious. Were fun to watch last season though.
Newcastle - 3, meh.
Arsenal - 1, CW fanbase is by far the worst. Stinker.
Chelsea - 1, I like Eden Hazard.
Tottenham - 1 detestable, cost us Champions League football.
Norwich - 3, I like Yellow.
Aston Villa - 1, play awful awful football.
Swansea - 3.5, sure why not.
Stoke - 1, Mark Hughes eh.
Queen's Park Rangers - 0, HARRY REDKNAPP LAD.
West Brom - 2, who?
Sunderland - 3, I like red and Adam Johnson even if he stinks.
Fulham - 1, got rid of the statue.
Everton - 0, **** 'em.
Wolves - 2, orange is alright I guess.
Blackburn - 1, nah mate.
Bolton - 1, ew.
Wigan - 1, Whelan lol.
Leeds United - 4.5, childhood Australians, plus they hate United.
Nottingham Forest - 2.5, meh.
Sheffield Wednesday - 2, meh.
West Ham - 1, fat Samsssss.

 

[GIMH]

Rate Tranmere Smitteh

 

[Goughy]

Manchester United 0
Manchester City 2
Liverpool 5
Newcastle 3
Arsenal 1
Chelsea 2
Tottenham 4
Norwich 4
Aston Villa 2
Swansea 3
Stoke 2
Queen's Park Rangers 2
West Brom 2
Sunderland 1
Fulham 1
Everton 2
Wolves 2
Blackburn 2
Bolton 2
Wigan 2
Leeds United 3
Nottingham Forest 4
Sheffield Wednesday 4
West Ham 2

 

[GIMH]

Surprised to see you rate forest so highly mate

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Rate Tranmere Smitteh

10

 

[GIMH]

10

You are a beautiful man

 

[Jarquis]

TIL : I should post more about Arsenal

 

[Goughy]

Surprised to see you rate forest so highly mate

Grew up in a house where my old man idolised Clough. Also, I always enjoyed Nottingham as a good night out. For those two reasons Forest have a lot of currency still with me.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Manchester United - 1
Manchester City - 1
Liverpool - 1
Newcastle - 2
Arsenal - 2
Chelsea - 1
Tottenham - 1.5
Norwich - 3
Aston Villa - 2
Swansea - 3.5
Stoke - 3
Queen's Park Rangers - 1
West Brom - 3
Sunderland - 3.5
Fulham - 1
Everton - 3
Wolves - 2.5
Blackburn - 2
Bolton - 2.5
Wigan - 2.5
Leeds United - 1.5
Nottingham Forest - 3
Sheffield Wednesday - 3
West Ham - 2.5

i don't really like football anymore

 

[NUFAN]

I have no words to explain how I gave Stoke a 4 last time round.