England (and Wales) gloom, doom and recriminations thread

[Spark]

Looks like Matthew Mott has gotten the LO gig.

Regardless of anything else, you definitely can't argue with his results. He's built arguably the most dominant side ever seen in the game, granted with one of the most stacked talent pools relative to the competition ever seen too.

EDIT: Though it's not like England are short of LO batting talent either, so maybe not that much difference there.

 

[chris.hinton]

Thank **** for that.

Deeply unimpressive individual. The very embodiment of the CEO as a platitude spouting, open neck shirt sporting, "Hey call me Tom" bonhomie to your face whilst stabbing you in the back and climbing over your still twitching corpse ****sucker.

He was totally hopeless and helped set cricket in england back a long way

 

[Starfighter]

England setting a new record for back stress fracture diagnoses: three in a week.

We'll be seeing a Stevens debut by default if this keeps up.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Scoring 160 at ten an over after tea on day five to win is just papering over the cracks of two very poor performances in the field.

 

[GIMH]

Welcome back LT!

 

[Calm_profit]

Here we go!

 

[Flem274*]

Sack the coach and go back to blocking imo. Joe Root needs to dig in like a real great batsman.

Definitely never pick Mark Wood or the like ever again. He is too fast for English cricket.