Devil Ducky's Diary

[Mr. P]

Damn freaking straight mate!

huh?

 

[marc71178]

Sneaky, huh? Just need to find a way to get the word 'porn' in an article and we'll be well away.

So long as it's not "duck porn" because I don't think we really want the sort of people who search for that amongst us...

 

[Neil Pickup]

So long as it's not "duck porn" because I don't think we really want the sort of people who search for that amongst us...

There's a Kiwi/Sheep joke in here somewhere

 

[luckyeddie]

So long as it's not "duck porn" because I don't think we really want the sort of people who search for that amongst us...

1. I have never heard those two words used in conjunction before - the mind (and the rest of me) boggles .
2. I am NOT tempted in the slightest to do a search
3. A new (short) page of DD nonsense has been posted on the front page.

This will be added to over the next couple of days in the form of a summary of each day's play in the test match (paying particular attention to gentlemen with a propensity for hanging their cork collections on their hats - so look in regularly.)

 

[Mr. P]

Why not hang butcher knives on hats? It would be for thrill seekers and add an element of danger to wearing a hat.

 

[luckyeddie]

A brief summary of day 1 of the momentous clash between Australia and Bangladesh can be found at the bottom of DD's current offering - see front page.

 

[Eyes_Only]

This will be added to over the next couple of days in the form of a summary of each day's play in the test match (paying particular attention to gentlemen with a propensity for hanging their cork collections on their hats - so look in regularly.)

Which gentlemen in particular mate??

 

[luckyeddie]

Which gentlemen in particular mate??

Australian stereotypes. I was too busy, though

 

[Mr. P]

what do you think the english stereotype is?

 

[Eyes_Only]

what do you think the english stereotype is?

Nothing that I can say here :P

 

[luckyeddie]

Not being drawn.

New column filed instead.

coughrubbishcough

 

[Mr. P]

Another Triumph!

 

[luckyeddie]

Current Surrey v Middlesex 'Clarkewatch' data added to DD's column - see front page.

 

[Mr. P]

yay! i love this stuf!

 

[luckyeddie]

Putting a new column together at the moment - just come up with my first idea (posted front page) - will add others later (when I stiop crying with laughter)


here if you are just too lazy

 

[Rich2001]

Putting a new column together at the moment - just come up with my first idea (posted front page) - will add others later (when I stiop crying with laughter)


here if you are just too lazy

"Rikki's average in the Championship still stands at a mind-boggling 83 or so this season - the resultant shift in the Surrey/Hampshire tectonic plate caused a Clarkequake of almost Biblical proportions. Measuring 5.2 on the Rikkiter scale, it cracked the surface of the A3 near Gibbet Hill and sent the smaller rabbits scurrying for cover. Further south, the beach at East Wittering was inundated by a small tsunami causing irreparable damage to three sandcastles."

LOL - Fantastic mate, keep them coming

 

[Eyes_Only]

Can't wait to see that one mate...!!

Will any umps be making cameos??

 

[Mr. P]

cool...bollywood!

 

[Bazza]

You been to the Witterings Eddie?

 

[luckyeddie]

The duck does enough wittering for the both of us.

New pieces added to the 'Bollywood special' article.