Devil Ducky's Diary

[luckyeddie]

I ask you.

What can you do in 15 days?

 

[PY]

1) Count to 1,296,000 at 1/sec.

2) Cook 7,200 microwave lasagne at 1 every 3 mins.

3) Go from Sheffield to York on Virgin Trains 432 times.

Just a few things to do in 15 days. But anyway, in panto style,
'What can we do in 15 days Mr Eddie?'

 

[luckyeddie]

1) Count to 1,296,000 at 1/sec.

2) Cook 7,200 microwave lasagne at 1 every 3 mins.

3) Go from Sheffield to York on Virgin Trains 432 times.

Just a few things to do in 15 days. But anyway, in panto style,
'What can we do in 15 days Mr Eddie?'

Well, the lasagne is very apt in your case, Inzy.

Once you've actually gone from Sheffield in the first place, what on earth would prompt you to go back? (although the Megabowl in York is a tip)

You could play a 2-test series back-to-back against Bangladesh (David Hookes could play a 15-test series against Bangladesh)

You could watch a little under a quarter of the film 'Nine and a half Weeks' - if it was actually Nine and a Half Weeks long (although you would probably need a wrist transplant)

 

[marc71178]

3) Go from Sheffield to York on Virgin Trains 432 times.

In 15 days, there's bound to be a lot of delays, especially with Virgin Trains!

 

[luckyeddie]

Well, despite what I might have said before, there has been a slight revision to the schedule.

20th of December is now the day.

 

[luckyeddie]

New diary - see front page.

I may add a couple more items later in the week - or I may make you wait until nearer to Christmas.

For non-Christians (i.e. most), read that as 'in a week or so'

 

[Neil Pickup]

Had me literally crying with laughter.

Sensational.

Is that one of the real quatraines?

 

[luckyeddie]

Had me literally crying with laughter.

Sensational.

Is that one of the real quatraines?

Yes

 

[Neil Pickup]

Yes

Even better. You deserve a Knighthood.

Well, far more than Ferguson ever did :P

 

[Anil]

Simply fab! You have outdone yourself!

 

[Rich2001]

New diary - see front page.

HAHA Fantastic!

 

[Gaijin-san]

Eddie, you are the real deal.

Brilliant.

 

[luckyeddie]

Less than a week to the big day.

I'm like a kid waiting for the trip to the seaside.

Remember, remember the 20th of December
Sonething is coming - it's hot.

 

[luckyeddie]

Ah, the 16th of December.

20 - 16 = 4.

Oh, yes. Just a couple of short 'little somethings' added to this week's DD column.

lazy people

 

[luckyeddie]

Patience, people. Patience.

It will soon be the 20th.

 

[PY]

If I have to wait any longer, I'm going to wet myself :duh:

 

[luckyeddie]

Ah, the internet - where people pay to watch others wet themselves.

(so I'm told)

 

[marc71178]

Patience, people. Patience.

It will soon be the 20th.

Why are you so looking forward to the 20th Eddie and Ducky?

AFAIK the only thing happening that day is Coventry getting spanked by the Baggies

 

[luckyeddie]

If I was a Throstle, that might well be the highlight of my year.

However, it's not that, so it won't be.

Or something.

Something to do with chickens.

 

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Something to do with chickens.

Darles?