My dog awoke me around the 40th over.
Dog: Athlai, the Cricket World Cup final is on, and it looks like it could have a close finish?
I check my phone.
Athlai: Silly dog, England have 6 wickets in hand and are the most vaunted batting team in the world! This isn't as close as you think it is. Though I suppose it was tricky to bat on in the first innings and their required run rate is quite high. I will get out of bed and watch it with you.
Dog: ok
41st over - 3 runs - cool but we really need a wicket
42nd over - 4 runs - wow great work Neesham, it's now over 8 an over, England will be feeling some pressure here
43rd over - 6 runs
44th over - 6 runs
45th over - wicket and 7 runs - holy **** 9 runs an over required and Buttler just got out. We are going to win this.
46th over - 7 runs - they now need 10 an over.
47th over - wicket and 5 runs - holy ****ing **** this is the greatest world cup final of all time
48th over - 10 runs - *panic increases* 24 from 12 required, 1 over from Neesham to come
49th over - 9 runs and 2 wickets including the Boult stepping on the boundary six - hype and emotions 10/10
49.1 - no run - we've won
49.2 - no run - holy ****ing **** we've won
49.3 - SIX oh my god. No. Please no
49.4 - SIX (overthrows) *undescrible sinking feeling, bewilderment and grief, the most tremendously unlucky and unforeseen jammy bullshit that could possibly occur in a cricket game, and it happens in the world cup final with 9 runs needed from 3 balls). We have lost. Somehow, someway, the fates have doomed us.
49.5 - 1 run, run out - **** THAT BULLSHIT, WE ARE IN THIS, COME ON BOULT COME ON
49.6 - 1 run - tie !?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!! AHHHHHHHH SUPER OVERS?
Dog sleeping on my lap is awoken as I have to stand up and grab a drink.
Pre Super over England - England are favoured here, they're much better at this kind of striking than we are, Boult hasn't had his best day. Maybe we should have chosen Ferguson?
Super over 1 - ah **** 15. We're almost no hope here
Pre Super over NZ - Neesham was the right choice, and Guptill? Hmm, I'd have had Kane come out and Guppy as the bloke who comes in if we lose a wicket.
Super over 2
0.1 wide - holy ****, is Archer going to choke? It was bold to play the young bloke in such a high pressure situation
0.1 - 2 runs
0.2 - Six - Jimmy Neesham is the greatest cricketer in the world. That was the sweetest six I've seen in my entire life.
0.3 - 2 runs - I
0.4 - 2 runs - Am
0.5 - 1 run - a
Pre final ball - Mess
0.6 -
Post - pride and sadness
Cat: Holy **** dude, let me the **** in the house it's cold outside.