David Warner's drunken tweeting

[Jono]

****ing hell you are so consistent with this janelle jono thing. Can't shrug it.

Kudos.

 

[sledger]

 

[silentstriker]

Don't me, how dare you me?

 

[BeeGee]

Weird thread. Well done all.

 

[Viscount Tom]

Weirdest a thread's ever been without Skidmark.

 

[silentstriker]

It's so bad that its making me go to the loo with velocity.

 

[watson]

*Sigh*. Have to take some of the blame re maxing out the weird-o-meter.

 

[the big bambino]

Some? Upgrade that man to all.

 

[watson]

Some? Upgrade that man to all.

As if Sledgers picture of a monkey sitting on an angel's face isn't a tinsy-winsy bit odd. Not that I'm against monkeys sitting on anyones face because the world would probably be a happier place if they did....

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

Monty Python

 

[the big bambino]

As if Sledgers picture of a monkey sitting on an angel's face isn't a tinsy-winsy bit odd. Not that I'm against monkeys sitting on anyones face because the world would probably be a happier place if they did....

Oh yeah. Apart from that.

 

[Red]

Weirdest a thread's ever been without Skidmark.

I miss him. Where is he?

 

[sledger]

It's so bad that its making me go to the loo with velocity.

Indeed, but what was your poo velocity?

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Not to interrupt a good hijack, but interesting that Warner would assume the unnamed overpaid, talentless Australian was him as opposed to someone like Maxwell who has a much lower talent/pay ratio.

 

[Jarquis]

He didn't. It's because his photo was used in conjunction with the article.

 

[Spark]

Yeah it's pretty easy to see why Warner took it as a personal slight (though Craddock has confirmed that he wasn't referring to Warner)

 

[Spikey]

the main issue here is that david warner is cranky when he wakes up. vic_o, confirm/deny

 

[Spikey]

btw i think it's possible warner didnt even read the article. it seems like he got woken up by a friend who saw the article and sent a pic of it to him. as far as I know, the web version of the article never carried the picture that warner has cited as pissing him off. so he didn't read it off foxsports or whatever. so basically, warner got woken up by a text which carried the following image:

i can see why he was perhaps cranky

 

[Spikey]

In this thread, spikey attempts to figure out what goes through the mind of david warner

 

[LongHopCassidy]

In fairness to Warner Craddock's piece reeks of a man feverishly working to deadline.

"So I was late to the party on the spot-fixing scoop? Well, I have an unnamed source telling me an unnamed player is a big, fat, overpaid baby. And you should care because he's Australian."

Your Pulitzer's in the mail, ****.

 

[uvelocity]

yeah that quote would incite a bit of animosivelocity for sure