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International Captain
The fact that it is onomatopoeic makes it perfect.
Really thought you were going to go a different way with this.root in asia, noun
something that looks excellent but does not notably change the situation
"Don't get carried away with the value of the pound going up today, it's probably just going to be a root in asia"
Brilliant.i'll give it a whirl
slats, noun
an exclamation of unintelligible excitement for a stunning occurrence
"phwoahaoahaoahaoaharoreoaorahgh!!", Greg let out an almighty slats during his maiden parachute leap
viv, noun
a type of swagger and charisma that creates allure in the possessor
Carl sauntered in to the club with all the viv and chutzpah in the world, drawing glances from women in every corner of the room
worst quotetubby, noun
someone who is always stating the obvious
'He constantly states the obvious. He is such a tubby.'
Botham noun
the foolhardy but persistent idea that any task can be completed by the consumption of alcohol and the exercise of masculine will without planning, preparation or practice.
After 8 cans of Stella he had this botham that he could climb Everest in only his shorts and flip flops.
Massie verb
to produce a bravura early effort in a field of endeavour and never touch such heights subsequently
Welles massied with Citizen Kane and by the end of his career he was doing voice overs for Carlsberg adverts
Salisbury noun
an item completely unfit for its intended purpose
"This ****ing bucket's a salisbury, it leaks in 4 places."