Magrat Garlick
Rather Mad Witch
Fantastic half.
Happy to have kicked a goal, but I seem to have stagnated otherwise.
Happy to have kicked a goal, but I seem to have stagnated otherwise.
I agree with this.richard, 1st and 2nd rounder for Judd
Chaulk makes Footy Show appearance.
CW Power Midfielder Ash Chaulk was on the footy show last night, and oh what a night it was. James Brayshaw introduced him as a player with huge potential to carve up the afl for the rest of the year. Chaulk then walked out to a huge applause and a roast beef in his hands asking if anyone wanted him to carve them a piece. Jimmy Hird was not to pleased thought this guy was a dick. Also on the show was Shane Crawford, everytime Crawford tried a trick on Sammy, Chaulk would put pins on craws chair, he always sat on them the dumb bastard. Chaulk also told trev his jokes sucked are not funny and told him That no matter how good or bad almost footy legends was that Dave richards should win the prize as he is legendary status. Hutchy came out to do his footy classified segement and Chaulk asked him HEY DID I SEE YOU IN MY GARBAGE THE OTHER DAY? hutchy said um no who are you? Chaulk replied SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOU STINK LIKE SHHHH.. the crowd loved him. But Chaulks most memorable moment came at the end of the show when he told Gary Lyon that he belonged on a stretcher, he found himself the only one to be laughing. The next thing he was grabbed by Crawford and tied to a stretcher and carried out of the set. The Footy Show released a statement saying " Ashley Chaulk will never be a part of this show again"
Chaulk is also in doubt for this weekends game against melbourne after he was seen limping around Melbourne.
Dire.Round 9 side to take on Melbourne:
F: Cloete, Richards, Mitchell
HF: Kearsley, Malone, Thurstans
C: Thomas, Cornes, Donald
HB: Augustus, Gelman, Reddlapalli
B: Symes, Wakelin, Wilson
FOLL: Borcich, Chaulk, McNamara
I/C: Mork, Forner, Crampton, Smith
In: Forner, Smith
Out: Read (knee strain), Blackman
Melbourne:
B: Whelan, Bizzell, Carroll
HB: Brown, Rivers, Wheatley
C: Moloney, McLean, Salopek
HF: Pickett, Miller, Davey
F: Robertson, Neitz, Bate
FOLL: White, Johnstone, Bruce
I/C: Yze, Jamar, Godfrey, Ferguson
Yeah but that half is crap anyway, should shut up soon as i have no idea what i'm talking about.With half their squad out to long term injuries, yeah.
It's quite obvious tbh.Yeah but that half is crap anyway, should shut up soon as i have no idea what i'm talking about.