Cricket stuff that doesn't deserve its own thread

[Daemon]

He was too busy being a stud on tours.

Yes by all accounts his fitness was a result of his cardio training at night

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Yes by all accounts his fitness was a result of his cardio training at night

asr

 

[Gob]

So I was watching wolf creek 2 (so spoilers ahead) and mick (the psychopathic serial killer) is torturing one of his victims and he is asking them 10 questions and for every answer he gets wrong, he is sawing off a finger

So after four historical questions about Australia, fifth question was who is the greatest cricketer Australia has ever produced and he says don't say shane ****ing Warne. He then goes on to give him a hint saying it starts with D and the guy getting questioned after much contemplation says Dennis Lillee and goes on to get tortured while screaming Dennis Lillee. Eventually he knock Mick (the killer) with a hammer and says 'its Don Bradman you ****'

This whole thing really amused me and I couldn't find a clip

 

[Shri]

 

[ataraxia]

Looks like cricinfo just changed the player page format. I was about to say it's horrible because it requires more clicks, but it looks like they've added way more easily accessible stats.

 

[ataraxia]

Scratch that, apparently they've removed non-international stats.

Edit: no, they're still there, just harder to see.

 

[stephen]

Doesn't this terrible redesign belong in the other thread?

 

[Burgey]

IPL claims its first victim with Daniel Sams testing positive to Covid. Hope he recovers quickly and fully.

 

[honestbharani]

IPL claims its first victim with Daniel Sams testing positive to Covid. Hope he recovers quickly and fully.

Its very hard to make an asshole post about this pandemic and yet you manage it, kudos.

 

[Burgey]

Its very hard to make an asshole post about this pandemic and yet you manage it, kudos.

Lol this from a bloke who literally called another poster as bad as the pandemic this time last year. Unbelievable.

 

[honestbharani]

Lol this from a bloke who literally called another poster as bad as the pandemic this time last year. Unbelievable.

Your posts are still worse. Unfortunately it is not that unbelievable.

 

[Burgey]

New year, same old “No you” from HB.

If you think it’s that bad, hit the report button ffs. Until now I’ve never known anyone who has a vicarious glass jaw. Quite the trait.

 

[honestbharani]

New year, same old “No you” from HB.

If you think it’s that bad, hit the report button ffs. Until now I’ve never known anyone who has a vicarious glass jaw. Quite the trait.

More yelling at clouds from the old man.

 

[Burgey]

But you're the one who responded to a post which wasn't directed at you in anyway, had a tanty at it and got all het up.

Odd person. Prefer others.

 

[Burgey]

And by that I mean virtually all others.

 

[karan_fromthestands]

But you're the one who responded to a post which wasn't directed at you in anyway, had a tanty at it and got all het up.

Odd person. Prefer others.

forum
noun
plural noun: forums
a meeting or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.
"we hope these pages act as a forum for debate"

 

[Burgey]

Would prefer the plural noun to be fora (benefits of a classical education).

You seem to also have a very loose notion of what an “exchange of ideas” is. Read the bloke’s posts this afternoon, they’re embarrassing and there’s not an idea in them. Just random, unbidden insults. If I was a like-minded sensitive blancmange I’d have reported them, or even sent an email to his employer as is his wont.

You can hear the snap, crackle and pop of brain cells dying across the world as people endure reading those posts. Woeful.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Its very hard to make an asshole post about this pandemic and yet you manage it, kudos.

Is this bragging? Because you've done it much worse than Burgey

 

[honestbharani]

Would prefer the plural noun to be fora (benefits of a classical education).

You seem to also have a very loose notion of what an “exchange of ideas” is. Read the bloke’s posts this afternoon, they’re embarrassing and there’s not an idea in them. Just random, unbidden insults. If I was a like-minded sensitive blancmange I’d have reported them.

You can hear the snap, crackle and pop of brain cells dying across the world as people endure reading those posts. Woeful.

 

[honestbharani]

Is this bragging? Because you've done it much worse than Burgey