Coolest Serious quotes

[Buddhmaster]

Haha, not sure if he should have said he wanted to shoot him.

 

[Langeveldt]

From what I remember :

Ray Jennings , SA coach :" I feel like shooting Sehwag. Hes brought the One day style of play into tests ,and theres little our bowlers can do to stop him while hes at it ."

Then why not have Zulu, Hall and Boucher come in in one day biff mode?

 

[Sehwag309]

Actually it was more like "Do you have any plans for Sehwag"

Ray Jennings said "If nothing works, we will shoot him the hotel"

 

[Nate]

*Vettori walks out to the middle*
Warne: "Cmon boys, lets send Chess Club back to the library."

 

[DJellett]

Carlton & United Series
Australia v South Africa
December 4, 1997 at the SCG

SK Warne lbw b Cullinan 17

LOL and Cullinan was Warne's bunny, not vice versa

 

[Jono]

*Vettori walks out to the middle*
Warne: "Cmon boys, lets send Chess Club back to the library."

LOL! That's gold!

 

[BlackCap_Fan]

*Vettori walks out to the middle*
Warne: "Cmon boys, lets send Chess Club back to the library."

Haha - when was that?


*practicing dead-raising skills*

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

*Vettori walks out to the middle*
Warne: "Cmon boys, lets send Chess Club back to the library."

Fantastic.

 

[Kasper]

McGrath -"Why are you so f*cking fat?"

Brandes-"Because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit"

 

[Robertinho]

McGrath -"Why are you so f*cking fat?"

Brandes-"Because every time I f*ck your wife she gives me a biscuit"

OMG! LOL!

Is that true?! Who is Brandes? That's golden. Haha, McGrath, how many times is he going to get shut down... "How's Lara in bed?" - "Why are you so fat?" ---- "Your wife!"

 

[Kasper]

Yes, Eddo Brandes is a former Zimbabwean bowler...but also was a decent late order hitter.

 

[shoot_me]

"Sometimes you think he [Shoaib Akthar] has nothing between his ears."
-Sanjay Manjrekar