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Channel 78 News Update
- Thread starter Umpire Money
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Blewy
Cricketer Of The Year
No Comment....
GB's Lawyer: I have instructed my Client not to comment on any issues in regards to that W*nker Billy Bowden...
I however will comment, and say that he is the worst excuse for an umpire i have ever seen...
I mean he dances around like he's trying out for the latest version of CATS the Musical...
If he gets in my way i'll run him over...
ooops .....
I um ah er.... hmm thats the end of the conference.....
GB's Lawyer: I have instructed my Client not to comment on any issues in regards to that W*nker Billy Bowden...
I however will comment, and say that he is the worst excuse for an umpire i have ever seen...
I mean he dances around like he's trying out for the latest version of CATS the Musical...
If he gets in my way i'll run him over...
ooops .....
I um ah er.... hmm thats the end of the conference.....
Eyes_Only
International Debutant
LOL....Now I think of it, Billy did mention that he got a few phone calls that sounded like you GB...care to explain??No Comment....
GB's Lawyer: I have instructed my Client not to comment on any issues in regards to that W*nker Billy Bowden...
I however will comment, and say that he is the worst excuse for an umpire i have ever seen...
I mean he dances around like he's trying out for the latest version of CATS the Musical...
If he gets in my way i'll run him over...
ooops .....
I um ah er.... hmm thats the end of the conference.....
Blewy
Cricketer Of The Year
GB's Lawyers Lawyer: On behalf of my clients client, i wish to state that he has had no contact in any way with Mr Bowden and would like to have his name cleared he wishes not to comment at this stage but has said to me that he believes that Mr Bowden is constantly High on drugs which causes Mr Bowden to dance around like Michael Jackson on heat....
Thats all we have for the moment, but my Client's Client will be releasing a full statement after the forthcoming hearing....
Thankyou....
Thats all we have for the moment, but my Client's Client will be releasing a full statement after the forthcoming hearing....
Thankyou....
! :P :OThe Argonaut
State Vice-Captain
Richie Benaud interviewed Glamorgan manager the Argonaut and these are the results.
RB: Good morning and how do you think the season has gone.
Arg: Not well as you can see from the table. The batting has been ordinary and the bowling average.
RB: How will that impact on your draft selections.
Arg: Well I can't pick 10 players based on their cricket ability so I've had to set other criteria to get up to that number.
RB: What criteria would that be.
Arg: So far the sculling contest has got Hemp into the final 10. That is one area of training that is going well, the drinking sessions.
RB: Have you thought about giving them an unwooded chardonnay.
Arg: You've been spending too much time in France haven't you Richie. No one in my team would drink unwooded chardonnay, though some Lambrusco as a starter before the game has done wonders for some of the boys.
RB: Who else will make the final 10.
Arg: Well, Maynard will have to be picked as long as he doesn't retire. We've got to have an old head around to show the youngsters how to handle their grog.
RB: Anyone else?
Arg: It's too close to call for the others though I'd expect that Croft will miss out. He's had an ordinary season and we've had to stop the team bus a number of times the morning after the game so he could get rid of breakfast. Not good for team morale.
RB: Who would you like for next season if they were available.
Arg: The prime targets are the good drinkers like Lehmann, Ponting and Warne but I don't think they'll be available. Meybe Merv Hughes can make a comeback.
RB: It looks like we've run out of time. Thanks for teh interview.
Arg: That's fine Richie, another rumbo?
RB: Good morning and how do you think the season has gone.
Arg: Not well as you can see from the table. The batting has been ordinary and the bowling average.
RB: How will that impact on your draft selections.
Arg: Well I can't pick 10 players based on their cricket ability so I've had to set other criteria to get up to that number.
RB: What criteria would that be.
Arg: So far the sculling contest has got Hemp into the final 10. That is one area of training that is going well, the drinking sessions.
RB: Have you thought about giving them an unwooded chardonnay.
Arg: You've been spending too much time in France haven't you Richie. No one in my team would drink unwooded chardonnay, though some Lambrusco as a starter before the game has done wonders for some of the boys.
RB: Who else will make the final 10.
Arg: Well, Maynard will have to be picked as long as he doesn't retire. We've got to have an old head around to show the youngsters how to handle their grog.
RB: Anyone else?
Arg: It's too close to call for the others though I'd expect that Croft will miss out. He's had an ordinary season and we've had to stop the team bus a number of times the morning after the game so he could get rid of breakfast. Not good for team morale.
RB: Who would you like for next season if they were available.
Arg: The prime targets are the good drinkers like Lehmann, Ponting and Warne but I don't think they'll be available. Meybe Merv Hughes can make a comeback.
RB: It looks like we've run out of time. Thanks for teh interview.
Arg: That's fine Richie, another rumbo?
Umpire Money
State Vice-Captain
THis is great people keep them coming
Big ones we need to get yet are NSW, Qld, Tas, Warwickshire and Mumbai i think
8D 8D
Big ones we need to get yet are NSW, Qld, Tas, Warwickshire and Mumbai i think
8D 8D
Umpire Money
State Vice-Captain
I saw no one was posting on this topic
but we need more interveiws by some contraversyans like Paid and Bugsy.
otherwise ill have to do another one and no one wants to see that.
8D 8D
but we need more interveiws by some contraversyans like Paid and Bugsy.
otherwise ill have to do another one and no one wants to see that.
8D 8D
Umpire Money
State Vice-Captain
Im not that bored and i probably will be off the net by the time ur matches come through
8D 8D
8D 8D
lord_of_darkness
Cricket Web XI Moderator
i dont think i shall bother posting an interview as i might ending having a slugfest at the reporter
Umpire Money
State Vice-Captain
Lord its meant to rile up some contraversy.
Bit of boofo.
8D
Bit of boofo.
8D