Caption this: Prosper Utseya

[LongHopCassidy]

Start your flogging implements........

 

[Burpey]

Parasailing doesn't work on land...





















Dire

 

[Burpey]

Just realised how absolutely shocking that was. **** me dead.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Just realised how absolutely shocking that was. **** me dead.

After that effort, no-one will want to.

 

[Burpey]

After that effort, no-one will want to.

Just don't tell any chicks (the dogs on here don't count) and I'll be right.

 

[LongHopCassidy]

Ground security was called after Prosper misinterpreted the Ahmedabad curator's invitation to 'have a net'.

 

[Loots]

Utseya invested heavily in portable nets, reckoning that if he gave one to all of outfielders they might manage to stop grassing the ball whenever it came to them.

 

[Smudge]

Utseya hoped with these brand new wings he really could live long and Prosper.

 

[BoyBrumby]

With The Tate Modern's new sponsorship deal requiring Zimbabwean players to each carry an art installation during games Prosper was at least grateful Hamilton Masakadza got to lug Tracey Emin's tent around.

 

[superkingdave]

Prosper Utseya falls victim to President Mugabe's latest innovation to keep the subversives in line

 

[steds]

Prosper Utseya was well prepared for the backlash from subcontinental crowds following his decision to announce his support of Darrell Hair

 

[Son Of Coco]

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Being of less-than-average stature, Prosper took to carrying his own magnifying glass whilst fielding to help the crowd spot him.

 

[Matt79]

Start your flogging implements........

Maybe if I wear a hat like Richie Richardson...

 

[Son Of Coco]

Carrying a protective device so large it demanded attention, it was soon revealed to all and sundry that any prospering done the night before had, indeed, been carried out at Big Momma's House.

 

[Nate]

The imagination of children below the age of 10 really is pretty remarkable.