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Caption this: Dwayne Bravo

Slow Love™

International Captain


Many players found Bravo's unconventional sledging profoundly disturbing, particulary his "I'm your wife, and the banana's my meat.... in my hotel room... TONIGHT...." routine.
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


Bennett King defended some of his more controversial training techniques: "As part of their training, I want them to be ready for what they may face at the hands of the Aussies in the Champion's Trophy."
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


Many players found Bravo's unconventional sledging profoundly disturbing, particulary his "Next is a whole rockmelon, ***** - how you like me now?" routine.
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


Many players found Bravo's unconventional sledging profoundly disturbing, particularly his "Hey man - Greg Matthews is still holding the other end of this banana, and he sure goes down smooth" routine.
 

LongHopCassidy

International Captain


Latest reports of Bravo is that he is in training for his bid for the West Indies captaincy.
 
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LongHopCassidy

International Captain
Slow Love™ said:


Bennett King defended some of his more controversial training techniques: "As part of their training, I want them to be ready for what they may face at the hands of the Aussies in the Champion's Trophy."
:laughing:

Sting.
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


Many players have items they bring onto the field as superstitious charms. Steve Waugh had a lucky red hanky, and Imran Khan had a lucky t-shirt. But Dwayne Bravo's 2 year old "lucky banana" was the only known fruit to hold such an exalted status.
 

Slow Love™

International Captain


Bravo occasionally suffered from itchy tonsils. Once, he'd tried to remedy this with a scalpel, but that had only made things worse. However, he soon discovered that the cool, mushy texture of a fresh banana made for a perfect solution.
 

superkingdave

Hall of Fame Member
This is Dwayne, the cricketer who leads an exciting double life. For when Dwayne eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs. Dwayne is Bravoman. Ever alert for the call to action...


appalling
 

Nate

You'll Never Walk Alone
LongHopCassidy said:


Latest reports of Bravo is that he is in training for his bid for the West Indies captaincy.
SL may have tried 50 times, but this did it for me. :D
 

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