Can Ashwin beat Murali's 800?

[cnerd123]

Why would you want to go to India?

To get away from Australians

 

[Burgey]

Heaps of Australians go there though. It’s bizarre.

 

[cnerd123]

Heaps of Australians go there though. It’s bizarre.

Yea I know, you guys are everywhere. Like ****roaches. Please stop. We sent you to Australia for a reason.

 

[Burgey]

You’re English now? Fmd

 

[cnerd123]

By 'we' I mean all of mankind

Id support construction of a wall around Australia tbh
Not to keep the rest of us out, but to keep all of you in.

 

[Victor Ian]

It's not like we swim to the rest of the world. Planes fly over walls as easily as oceand

 

[cnerd123]

It's not like we swim to the rest of the world. Planes fly over walls as easily as oceand

Build a dome around them then. Like the Simpsons movie.

 

[Migara]

Heaps of Australians go there though. It’s bizarre.

Looks like lot of Australians want to get away from Australia

 

[Burgey]

They don’t go there to live. I mean, come on.

But they go to visit for whatever reason. Can’t work it out.

 

[TheJediBrah]

I think it makes them feel better about themselves, going to India and looking at the people there. It's sadistic.

 

[Borges]

I think it makes them feel better about themselves, going to India and looking at the people there. It's sadistic.

It depends on how good one is as a spin bowler; how well one bowls to people can play spin.

A good one like Benaud would enjoy it thoroughly: 52 wickets @18.38, SR 56.7, WPM 6.5

For someone like Warne, staying at home would be a lot better: 34 wickets @43.11, SR 81.0, WPM 3.8

 

[Burgey]

I think it makes them feel better about themselves, going to India and looking at the people there. It's sadistic.

Nah the people I know who’ve been there talk about going to ****ing ashrams and being spiritual ffs (it is the inner west though). I suspect there’s some school of thought that if you go somewhere and observe, among other things, abject poverty then it somehow makes you empathetic. Really, it just makes you a wanker.

I shouldn’t put a blanket ban on the joint though. As you all know, I spent a few years in Mumbai in the 90s where Sachin and I used to catch up for lunch. I’d also like to go to the Himalayan foothills.

Not all of India is like Chennai. Thank dog.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Forgive me but has 10 pages of the Warne/Murali debate again got to do with Ashwin and the fantasy he may reach 800 wickets?

 

[cnerd123]

Nah the people I know who’ve been there talk about going to ****ing ashrams and being spiritual ffs (it is the inner west though). I suspect there’s some school of thought that if you go somewhere and observe, among other things, abject poverty then it somehow makes you empathetic. Really, it just makes you a wanker.

I shouldn’t put a blanket ban on the joint though. As you all know, I spent a few years in Mumbai in the 90s where Sachin and I used to catch up for lunch. I’d also like to go to the Himalayan foothills.

Not all of India is like Chennai. Thank dog.

You should watch Wild Wild Country on Netflix.

Might give you some culture in the process.

 

[Burgey]

You should GAGF. That would give me a great deal of joy in the process.

 

[Borges]

Forgive me but has 10 pages of the Warne/Murali debate again got to do with Ashwin and the fantasy he may reach 800 wickets?

Ashwin is irrelevant: he can never reach that 800 wickets mark. For that matter, Warne too is irrelevant: that magic number is totally beyond him now.
The only one who is relevant in this debate is Murali; but he is already there.

 

[Migara]

Forgive me but has 10 pages of the Warne/Murali debate again got to do with Ashwin and the fantasy he may reach 800 wickets?

Point noted. Apologies from everyone on initiating it.

 

[Daemon]

You should watch Wild Wild Country on Netflix.

Might give you some culture in the process.

Sheela was so ****ed.

Just like your posts.

 

[cnerd123]

Sheela was so ****ed.

Just like your posts.

Sheela was so hot. I got a thing for crazy chicks.

 

[vcs]

You should watch Wild Wild Country on Netflix.

Might give you some culture in the process.

Thanks, I will take a look at this. Cult documentaries are always bizarre and fascinating.