Broad cops up a bit of trouble.

[Jono]

Broad could murder a child and his fans would still defend him tbh.

 

[vcs]

Idiot. Ban please. Haider wasn't even going anywhere. The English bowlers were just getting pissed off with his habit of holding the pose after his strokes.

 

[Dasa]

Yeah, no defending this at all. Deserves a ban of some sort imo.

 

[Jono]

English history of this to. Simon Jones to Hayden

 

[Top_Cat]

Broad could murder a child and his fans would still defend him tbh.

English history of this to. Simon Jones to Hayden

Announcer: General Electric Films presents.. "Batsmen Harassment and You", a handy guide to Test match etiquette.

Back in the old days, Test cricket was a man's domain. Today, life is not as simple. Test cricket is filled with working batsmen, with corresponding breasts and ******s.

As a bowler, you want to throw balls at all of them. But throwing a ball at a batsman in Tests should be done with extreme caution to avoid a ban.

Here's the wrong way to approach a Test batsman.

Simon: [ showing his nervous enthusiasm ] Hey, Matt! You looked pretty good today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Announcer: Uh-oh! That didn't go over well. Hello, ban.

Now, here's the right way:

Freddie: Hey, Brett. You looked pretty hot today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Brett: [ caught off guard, but pleased ] Oh. Well, great.

Freddie: How about tomorrow?

Brett: Okay!

Freddie: Great! See you then! [ squeezes Brett's left breast before he exits ]

Announcer: See? It can be done. You can touch balls with Test batsmen without being banned, by following a few simple rules:

1. Be Handsome..

2. Be Attractive..

3. Don't Be Unattractive.

[ fade to credits ]

 

[Sir Alex]

What a disgrace.

 

[Spark]

Announcer: General Electric Films presents.. "Batsmen Harassment and You", a handy guide to Test match etiquette.

Back in the old days, Test cricket was a man's domain. Today, life is not as simple. Test cricket is filled with working batsmen, with corresponding breasts and ******s.

As a bowler, you want to throw balls at all of them. But throwing a ball at a batsman in Tests should be done with extreme caution to avoid a ban.

Here's the wrong way to approach a Test batsman.

Simon: [ showing his nervous enthusiasm ] Hey, Matt! You looked pretty good today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Announcer: Uh-oh! That didn't go over well. Hello, ban.

Now, here's the right way:

Freddie: Hey, Brett. You looked pretty hot today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Brett: [ caught off guard, but pleased ] Oh. Well, great.

Freddie: How about tomorrow?

Brett: Okay!

Freddie: Great! See you then! [ squeezes Brett's left breast before he exits ]

Announcer: See? It can be done. You can touch balls with Test batsmen without being banned, by following a few simple rules:

1. Be Handsome..

2. Be Attractive..

3. Don't Be Unattractive.

[ fade to credits ]

I thought about a witty reply to this but all I could come up with was

As for the incident - yeah. Stupid.

 

[Jono]

Lol TC!

That picture of Broad in a suit bowling is

 

[vcs]

BREAKING NEWS :

ICC have ruled that as punishment for England's petulant behavior, Pakistan will be allowed target practise at three of the worst offenders with cricket balls, tomatoes and rotten eggs with a slight concession made to allow the targets some protection.

 

[Sir Alex]

Ha ha top stuff tc

 

[Jono]

Cook's legs are apeish when compared to his arms and bare chest (no doubt shaved)

 

[benchmark00]

Cook's legs are apeish when compared to his arms and bare chest (no doubt shaved)

You've studied that picture far too closely for my liking.

 

[vcs]

LOL, I was just about to say the same. Can't bear to look at it for more than 2 seconds at a time.

 

[Jono]

 

[Athlai]

Announcer: General Electric Films presents.. "Batsmen Harassment and You", a handy guide to Test match etiquette.

Back in the old days, Test cricket was a man's domain. Today, life is not as simple. Test cricket is filled with working batsmen, with corresponding breasts and ******s.

As a bowler, you want to throw balls at all of them. But throwing a ball at a batsman in Tests should be done with extreme caution to avoid a ban.

Here's the wrong way to approach a Test batsman.

Simon: [ showing his nervous enthusiasm ] Hey, Matt! You looked pretty good today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Announcer: Uh-oh! That didn't go over well. Hello, ban.

Now, here's the right way:

Freddie: Hey, Brett. You looked pretty hot today. Maybe we should have lunch sometime.

Brett: [ caught off guard, but pleased ] Oh. Well, great.

Freddie: How about tomorrow?

Brett: Okay!

Freddie: Great! See you then! [ squeezes Brett's left breast before he exits ]

Announcer: See? It can be done. You can touch balls with Test batsmen without being banned, by following a few simple rules:

1. Be Handsome..

2. Be Attractive..

3. Don't Be Unattractive.

[ fade to credits ]

 

[Spark]

you what (broken image)

 

[Top_Cat]

Wild guess, it's the tumbleweed image.

 

[Athlai]

Fixd?

 

[Top_Cat]

haha, yeah. Out funny's my post, tbh. Classic pic, you just know he was thinking that at the time.

 

[Athlai]

Reckon BFJ would want us all to remember who the real bad boy is today in interntional cricket.