shortpitched713
International Captain
Box. If you have good technique, then you don't need a helmet. Ahh, who am I kidding, I'd get bounced by the first decent fast bowler I faced.
adharcric said:Normal people care about having kids. You, on the other hand, would choose a cricket match over the birth of your child.
You would if you didn't wear a boxJosh said:Box. I very rarely see any balls bouncing above chest height.
Considering your captain was batting drunk and didn't learn after the first instance, is it fair to say that he's a ******** idiot?Chris Riddell said:Box, most definately. I've seen the aftermath.
Our captain (bless him) went out to open, against the quicks. He forgot his box.
5 balls in, THWACK, he's down. It takes 5 minutes for him to crawl off (of course we were not going to help him, we are too busy drinking).
After throwing up alcohol, food and blood for 15 minutes, he went out to bat again. THWACK, 2 balls later he's down again.
After throwing up for another 15 minutes, we carted him off to hospital, and he was diagnosed with nerve damage in the left testicle, facing the prospect of losing it.
Harsh words (but true).adharcric said:Considering your captain was batting drunk and didn't learn after the first instance, is it fair to say that he's a ******** idiot?