It's Secondaries Sunday* at the Beard XI:
7. Carl Oleary - 21 yo, BT Rating=34,829
RH Batsman, RM Bowler, superb batting form, proficient bowling form, invigorated fitness.
An attacking player with respectable leadership skills and mediocre experience.
Stamina: proficient Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: woeful Concentration: abysmal
Bowling: remarkable Consistency: quality
Fielding: woeful
3. Colin Janes - 21 yo, BT Rating=33,802
RH Batsman, RH Spin Bowler, strong batting form, competent bowling form, sublime fitness.
A cautious player with proficient leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: strong Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: remarkable Concentration: quality
Bowling: worthless Consistency: abysmal
Fielding: abysmal
11. Sam Pead - 21 yo, BT Rating=22,490
RH Batsman, RFM Bowler, strong batting form, worthless bowling form, lively fitness.
A defensive player with abysmal leadership skills and feeble experience.
Stamina: respectable Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: worthless Concentration: worthless
Bowling: remarkable Consistency: superb
Fielding: worthless
2. Daren Platt - 20 yo, BT Rating=28,828
LH Batsman, LFM Bowler, strong batting form, superb bowling form, energetic fitness.
A destructive player with superb leadership skills and woeful experience.
Stamina: competent Wicket Keeping: worthless
Batting: quality Concentration: quality
Bowling: worthless Consistency: worthless
Fielding: feeble
Now if Pead could please get his form up, everything would be hunkydory.
(* Actual Sundayness may vary. See base of pack for details.)