Get this ****. Comes from a pin-prick on the map where if you drop a tissue out of your pocket you get thrown in the jug and you need a permit for a "cause related" gathering, yet wants to bag the greatest nation on earth about its priorities.
The way you whinge and carry on, it sounds like someone's rubbed mint on yours tbh.
I absolutely love it.
Spoken like a bloke who’s never backed a first four at Randwick and headed straight to DJs with the proceeds to buy a new Armani suit tbh.
Warner is such a wonderful antagonist though. He's the guy everyone loves to hate. The veritable Goldstein of the cricketing world.
Who leaves work at 5pm every day ffs? Should be on the golf course by three.
I'll concede that to you. I prefer to gamble on sports I have a vague idea about, unfortunately that rules cricket out of the equation.
Tbf, this is peak horse racing season and there has been a ton of focus upon CA in spite of it being early cricket season
Lol fair enough.
In all seriousness throwing a few bucks down on Afghanistan springing a few upsets at the World Cup next year would be a good investment IMO.
I'm guessing you flew here and then were driven around on transport using fuel made from DEAD ANIMALS. Walk ffs!
How long are you here for?
It’s well known by anyone who’s anybody that the sandpaper tactic was used throughout the last Ashes, come on, wake up.
Got a couple of bottles of mint shower gel at the minute actually so...
