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4th Test at Sydney (?) - Jan 5-9 2022

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ashley bach

Cricketer Of The Year
Burgey said:
After the 99 WC there was a ticker tape parade for the team and afterwards a private function in an upstairs room at Sydney town hall. By private, I mean like 200 people. I managed to get a bait from an old lady who worked on my floor who didn’t like cricket.

so I’ve grabbed her ticket and gone along. Fantastic. Was the team, their partners, the coaches, selected luminaries and me for free booze and canapés.

couple of hours in it’s getting a bit rowdy. The lads quite amped up, Gough of all people has rocked up (had more charisma than the rest of the room combined tbh). That idiot Sartorwas there, Bob Carr was pretending he cared about sport for about two minutes then pissed off.

anyway, am standing there sort of on the periphery laughing along at some joke someone was telling cos it was a good place to be.

So M Waugh’s partner at the time was a significantly older lady. And she’s standing there with him in the group, and this blonde bird walks up. I didn’t take much notice of her, but as far as I can recall she was in her 20s, gorgeous, had big, sun seeker titties and and a heart shaped ass that wouldn’t quit at the top of legs which went on for days.

and she walks up to MW, looks him in the eye and says hello. He sort of nervously says “hello” and she says “remember me?” with this big, dirty grin on her big, **** sucking lips.

Mark and missus junior left the party shortly thereafter without a word between them.
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well over 20 years ago now, Mark Waugh decided to have a wee sledge at NZ opening bat Blair Pocock.
Waugh: I remember 5 years ago you were hopeless, and you're even more f...ing hopeless.
Pocock: I remember 5 years ago you were with an ugly old bitch, now you've gone and married her!
 
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Fuller Pilch

Hall of Fame Member
ashley bach said:
well over 20 years ago now, Mark Waugh decided to have a wee sledge at NZ opening bat Blair Pocock.
Waugh: I remember 5 years ago you were hopeless, and you're even more f...ing hopeless.
Pocock: I remember 5 years ago you were with an ugly old bitch, now you've gone and married her!
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I thought that was Adam Parore to Waugh
 
morgieb

morgieb

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lol, these Aussie posters Gambhiring. That's my role, **** off *****.

More seriously, Day 5 does seem very interesting. All 3 results possible though I bet if England lose early wickets they just shut up shop instead.
 
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