33rd Match - England v Bangladesh (9th March)

[Viscount Tom]

Holy **** at that Moores quote. Jesus Christ, its like its a parody. But it ain't.

Does Moores even know how to deviate from stats?

 

[Spark]

Holy **** at that Moores quote. Jesus Christ, its like its a parody. But it ain't.

it's amazing

 

[Spark]

the point is though, it's not that they use too many stats. but it seems to be their fallback position if their well-laid plans inevitably go awry (as all plans do in one way or another)

 

[Teja.]

It's third level dry humour IMO.

Moores is punking you all.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

CricketJapan (Japan Cricket Assoc.)

Dear @ECB_cricket, this might not be a great time, but as there's room in your schedule, fancy a game in Japan on the way home? #challenge

5:51 PM Mar 9th via Twitter for iPhone
http://twitter.com/CricketJapan/status/574907892786053121

Fake account, the Japanese are far too polite.

 

[vic_orthdox]

Par is not determined by history, that's the issue.

 

[GIMH]

Just logged back in to 14 likes. I'm doing okay.

GIMH you need to cop this on the chin bud.

Like I've been anything but graceful. Acknowledged the deserved defeat/exit as soon as it happened

but IMO it's poor form from you today. Doesn't matter and I'm not going to hold a grudge against you for it (seeing as we're already at war anyway) but you won't be changing my mind on this fact. 14 likes or not, I find it poor form.

 

[Spark]

Par is not determined by history, that's the issue.

Particularly in this WC where we've regularly had huge "outliers" either way

 

[cricman]

Honestly I think we'll put up a much better showing at the MCG second go around.

First time we're playing India outside the Subcontinent as well.

 

[Jono]

Like I've been anything but graceful. Acknowledged the deserved defeat/exit as soon as it happened

but IMO it's poor form from you today. Doesn't matter and I'm not going to hold a grudge against you for it (seeing as we're already at war anyway) but you won't be changing my mind on this fact. 14 likes or not, I find it poor form.

Sorrry but this is just ridiculously hypocritical from you. You and sledger are deadset super trolls when India play but the tables have turned and you're throwing the toys out. When England batted well for 15 minutes i praised them, but you were **** and I laughed at that because it was glorious.

You crying about this is as weak as Stuart Broad with the bat.

 

[sledger]

Stop bringing me into this you idiot.

 

[Jono]

Joined at the hip, tag team etc.

 

[sledger]

Stop being jealous you idiot.

 

[wpdavid]

Thank goodness that's all over. Along with the oneday careers of Bell, Morgan, Anderson and Broad. Over-rated, complacent knobs who have been living off past glories for far too long.

Lots of talk how England are out of date, but it's far simpler than that. We're simply ****e. Have been for years. And no-one has any idea how things will improve because there's no-one any better coming through our fabulous domestic game. Obviously Moores is an idiot, but taking on stewardship of England's one-day team would be beyond anyone.

Problem is that the level of debate in England will do nothing to improve matters.

 

[Jono]

Stop being jealous you idiot.

This is 2011 style, loving it.

 

[Contra]

Bangladesh what a win!

England are so so terrible at limited overs.

 

[sledger]

This is 2011 style, loving it.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Par is not determined by history, that's the issue.

Horse running at Cheltenham later this week called Just A Par, think I may have to back it now.

 

[sledger]

Thank goodness that's all over. Along with the oneday careers of Bell, Morgan, Anderson and Broad. Over-rated, complacent knobs who have been living off past glories for far too long.

That's not really fair. Morgan hasn't really had any glories.

 

[duffer]

Wait. Are me,Jono and OS still heel?