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10 reasons the Poms cant win in Perth

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Carn_the_pies said:
1. Poms hate Extra pace and bounce
2.Havent won there in 35 years and that was against the non WSC team]
3. Australia's most favorable ground, nobody beats us there
4. If Stuart Broad pisses on the pitch the fremantle doctor will blow it back in his face
5. Australia's biggest population of Saffers are in Perth, KP and Prior will be too busy at family reunions
6 Mitch Johnson
7. The hottest day in the englands history is 38 degrees, good luck playing in 40 degree heat every day.
8. England will be more interested in checking out the box on the beach than the box in the cricket bags
9 If Mitch Johnson doesnt kill em, the Swan draught will
10 The Poms are just really ****e.
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Most of these reasons are quite lame. Embarrassing actually. Why bother with 10 reasons anyway? You're last reason pretty much covers it - they're ****.
 
Maximas

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Lol, India beat us at Perth once, England can definitely do it if they turn up and we don't, but great thread anyway
 
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