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  1. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    My sentiments exactly I. I do believe we are utterly buggered.
  2. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I'm sure we'll find a way tbh.
  3. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    What is this mysterious full and straight ball you speak of? I've never seen Mitch bowl one. *awaits a full and straight yorker to end the innings*
  4. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Not only have we thrown up all over ourselves, we've cacked ourselves, soggied our undies and slept with the only lady boy at a Bangok swingers party. All in all, we've had a pretty bad knock.
  5. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Mate, he's ginger.
  6. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Well he does look a bit pig-sick...wahey! Yeah, i'll get my coat.
  7. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Siddle feeling a bit under the weather here. Maybe he realized that he's ginger.
  8. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I certainly wouldn't miss Broad's number 8 batting if it meant we could be rid of his bowling. Anderson or Swann are capable of number 8 duties anyway.
  9. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    But some part of you must realise that we are England and we don't do cricket like the other teams.
  10. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Because his dad's slipping a few brown envelopes to the selectors.
  11. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Hang on, has Onions got a new Woodworm bat there? How long have they been back in business?
  12. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Obviously it wasn't a bad ball, but it was just a standard stock delivery that Strauss misjudged. It's not as if it was a stroke of bowling genius or anything. Right this is a joke, Broad's in the team for his batting and he can't even justify that. The ponce.
  13. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    No because he'll get mullered.
  14. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I think that's a bit harsh. Australia themselves only started taking wickets when the ball started swinging.
  15. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Oh FFS this is absolutely ridiculous. Why do I bother watching such spineless batting?
  16. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    It wasn't so much a criticism as it was a mention of my disapointment. Fantastic knock, but he really needed to bat on this morning.
  17. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    It's a harsh call, but Strauss has just undone all the good work he did yesterday with that one tiny brain fart he's just had. We really do need a miracle to win this Test now; So disapointed again with this batting line-up's lack of bottle.
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    I know, me and him were on about Ghetto Gaggers a couple of weeks ago on PC. He's sound.

    I know, me and him were on about Ghetto Gaggers a couple of weeks ago on PC. He's sound.
  19. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I've a feeling our bowlers will make it look a whole lot more placid though.
  20. Pizzorno

    I dunno, Matthew Craig Roberts is my old facebook account from years ago. Look for just Matthew...

    I dunno, Matthew Craig Roberts is my old facebook account from years ago. Look for just Matthew Roberts instead. ;) I know for sure i'd never let Avroneel anywhere near my current facebook.

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