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  1. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I have complete confidence that Johnson will find his form at some point in the series and I fear he'll skittle us at least once somewhere down the line. But Troy Cooley needs to have a serious word with him because at the moment he's like a left handed Gillespie.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Dya reckon him and Broad have joint ownership?
  3. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I love how the Sky commentators are quick to criticize Strauss' decision to not enforce the follow-on when it's actually the first piece of good captaincy he's shown all day.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I just know we'll still be batting up until Tea on day 5 or something daft like that. Ideally we'd want to add 250 today and try to stick the crims in for a tough 5 overs or so at the end of the day. Bit of tall order given that it's England though. Probably bottle it on a monumental scale.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Broad better make a hundred the next time he bats or his place in the team has absolutely zero merit.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    He's batting again if my lip-reading's anything to go by.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    It's more of a globe than a map tbh.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    FFS THIRD MAN! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eurgh, shocking captaincy, shocking bowling. Only consolation is that Broad is getting mullered. Broad and Strauss are costing is the Test and further down the line they are going to cost us the series. I know Pietesen's a nob but if he was...
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Dan i'm glad you admit that Broad is garbage. This is some of the most mindless bowling i've ever seen from a Test match bowler.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Sorry for mentioning 2005 lads, but Strauss' bowling changes are a far cry from Vaughan's back then when he'd rotate Flintoff, Giles, Jones, Hoggard and Harmison perfectly. It was certainly far better than having a lanky blonde waste of space bowling absolute trash constantly from one end all day.
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    No, it's obvious that his sister is nailing Geoff Miller so that he keeps getting selected.
  12. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I know I sound like a broken record, but we have no chance of winning this series with Stuart Broad in the team. Anderson bowls decently this morning, Broad bowls poorly so who does he take off? The decent one. I know he'll be saving Anderson for the follow on but ffs we'll never get to that...
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    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    WHY DOES NO ONE EVER USE A THIRD MAN ANYMORE?! For Jesus sake when will a captain realise that a tailender scores about 90% of his runs in that area!
  14. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    I want to see us bat again because I know that if we make them follow on they'll rack up 500 and our batsmen will completely bottle it when it comes to chasing. It's the England way.
  15. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Yeah Manee stay in the shower all day please.
  16. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Ben, just nip it in the bud mate. No need to keep regurgitating the argument.
  17. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Nice one Onions. No puns please gentlemen.
  18. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Oh my God why is Broad still on?! I actually despise him and his stupid thinning blonde poncey barnet now. Undoing all of our good work from yesterday.
  19. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    Not really. Most of them can't even spell cricket. Get a shift on England!
  20. Pizzorno

    *Official* Second Test at Lords

    England in not bowling properly to tailenders and leaking runs shocker!

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