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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Reminds me of a joke my mam of all people told me this before; Woke up this morning to loads of snow outside and it really put me in the mood for a spot of sledging. So I phoned Ricky Ponting and said "you're a midget and your teams a load of ****"
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Hahahahaha. What the hell is going on with this team?
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    I have no idea why we're still batting.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    I don't know why but this made me laugh. Leave the Durham nugget alone, he's gonna play a brilliant innings later in the series. I guarantee it.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    I'd say it's quite clever captaincy by chimpy's standards. Certainly a better tactic than, "let's give the ball to Mitch and hope he's not a complete fairy today"
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Harris fills his shirt well doesn't he?
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    This. Plus anyone with Katich in their team has no right to comment.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    It's like saying AIDS is the best form of life threatening illness.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Cook's been dire this series. Disgrace how he gets the nod over young talent like Ramprakash.
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    *Official* English Football Season 2010-11

    John Terry is a ****. His scuffle with Cahill earlier is the only time i've wanted the Aussie to come out on top. Cech can sod of as well, take that stupid hat off.
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    How to popularize Cricket?

    Lack of Katy Perry batting topless is hampering the sport imo.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    I think it's bull that Australia were allowed to refer that Pietersen call after the umpire had signalled byes tbh
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Ponting's clearly cracking up if he's letting something so trivial get to him.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    It's almost as good a first day as Edgbaston 2005's "We'll have a bowl mate". And i'll let Cricinfo do this for me; "Stumps Wow, Ricky Ponting and Brad Haddin are having a fearful moan at Strauss, who has plenty to say back in return. Probably something along the lines of "look at the...
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Dunno, I doubt Strauss can here him over that loud quacking sound that's plagued him since this morning.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Who do Haddin and the chimp think they're talking too? No one speaks to Lord Brockett without permission. Filthy criminals.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Get in! Do one Haddin you mug. Fancy us to lose a wicket tonight though tbf.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Right now i'm getting nervous. I'm beginning to loathe Husssey so much.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    Mike Hussey is annoyingly lucky. Possibly the most fortuitous person ever to exist.
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    *Official* Second Test at the Adelaide Oval

    I am dangerously close to orgasm right now.

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