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  1. Scaly piscine

    **Official** County Cricket 2017

    They should just dock Middlesex 100 points for bringing the game into disrepute. And dock Hampscum 150 points every season for having a dank tuft of rectal pubic hair as a chairman.. May as well go the whole hog when they're busy fixing things.
  2. Scaly piscine

    **Official** County Cricket 2017

    Middlesex appeal will be heard, says ECB - ESPNcricinfo Scumbag ECB beyond parody. Can Middlesex have a 2 point deduction for Angus 'Whinging ****' Fraser opening his large trap talking absolute shite about the Somerset pitch when they got completely smashed by a far better side?
  3. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    I think we'll all be more worried about the locusts, bloody water and eternal darkness at that point.
  4. Scaly piscine

    ***Official*** Sri Lanka and Pakistan in UAE 2017

    Amazing how low the control % for this partnership was. Sri Lanka were still favourites, but now heavy favourites.
  5. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    Why do people keep going on as if they're identical incidents. They're totally different. Warner randomly punched a professional cricketer, with no provocation beyond Root's face. Stokes intervened when two people were copping homophobic abuse (or so it is believed) and fought back when one of...
  6. Scaly piscine

    ***Official*** Sri Lanka and Pakistan in UAE 2017

    Pakistan always a good bet for entertaining cricket - eventually. By all logic they should smash Sri Lanka, but logic and Pakistan never meet. I guess draw is out of it now. But all 3 other results looking on.
  7. Scaly piscine

    ***Official*** Sri Lanka and Pakistan in UAE 2017

    How are Pakistan in deep trouble? They're the only ones who can realistically force a victory here, by bowling Sri Lanka out cheaply. Basically even with 120-125 overs left in the match after the previous innings lasted 150odd and 160odd overs. If Sri Lanka bat okay they won't have any time to...
  8. Scaly piscine

    Ben Stokes - All the facts

    :laugh: That's my favourite. It's like a very strange version of the 10 commandments.
  9. Scaly piscine

    ***Official*** Bangladesh Tour of South Africa 2017

    Glad I don't support South Africa. I'd be pulling my hair out at the way they go for red inkers instead of hitting out before a declaration. Also a very patronising declaration, but perhaps one that Bangladesh merit.
  10. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    Still a hell of a lot more informed and unbiased than anything the Daily Heil can come up with.
  11. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    Why do people read chip paper and bird cage carpet for opinions anyway? Ooh get me a journalist from the slimiest dankest gutter from the gutter press to tell me what to think. They'll be unbiased, sensible and report all the facts won't they?
  12. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    Not really. Hot-head and rather thick/naive yea. But he seems like he has a reasonable moral compass.
  13. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    I could imagine Newcastle having brawls most nights, but yea not regular sized towns.
  14. Scaly piscine

    **Official** County Cricket 2017

    Ugh. Oh well at least one London mafia tosser county went down.
  15. Scaly piscine

    **Official** County Cricket 2017

    Hattrick please.
  16. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    Yea there's a version of events on Twatter from Piers Morgan, who for reasons of taste and decency I won't link to.
  17. Scaly piscine

    **Official** County Cricket 2017

    Be interesting to see how long the two cod ordinary Hampscum players who make the England team on occasion (Vince & Dawson) can do here. <Kevin Keagan meme> Hopefully Warwickshire do better than Middlesbrough did all those years ago...
  18. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    I don't see how all the smart-arses think someone is a 'hard-man' for saying they would keep hitting a guy who attacks you with a weapon, until the point they're incapacitated. If anyone else on here would not do that they're bloody stupid frankly. For the record I've done kickboxing once/twice...
  19. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    Well yea, because one of them just tried to smash a bottle over their heads and got disrupted. In a fair fight they have little chance. It was a cowardly attack I think it's all very easy for people to look at the footage in the calm light of day. But if someone from a group attacks me or my...
  20. Scaly piscine

    Stokes Arrested

    A lot of the time he moved towards Stokes, oh wait it's you. Never mind.

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