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  1. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Suck it up, buttercup. You've got three more days of this to endure. Edit: LOL
  2. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    NZ is just mentally fried against Australia, always. Sure, man for man Australia is better, but not this much.
  3. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    I mean, he's quite tall.
  4. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Surprise, surprise. Pick one to bat for your life: Tim Southee, or a cardboard cutout of Tim Southee.
  5. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    I don't care if O'Rourke holds the bat at the wrong end, he should still come out ahead of Tim Southee.
  6. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Sigh. It was nice while it lasted. Now taking bets on 1st innings deficit.
  7. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Heef tells me most of the jeering at SK has been coming from him
  8. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Thanks :) I'm on covid house arrest so been casting around for entertainment
  9. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Shut up you
  10. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    I love Matt Henry and really enjoy seeing him succeed in tests.
  11. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    No, my entire post was sarcastic. Obviously I'm not as funny as I think I am.
  12. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Sorry, should I have put /s at the end of that post?
  13. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    At least NZC have showed they retain some moral backbone by continuing to spurn the heinous Lou Vincent.
  14. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Hahahaaaaa, **** off Scott Kuggeleijn. And we could've played Santner instead of him. Consecutive tests we've had to sit and watch the opposition spinner extract turn we assumed wasn't there. What even is home advantage, really?
  15. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    Groundhog Day, Part 2
  16. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    I gave up when they cut Bryan Waddle.
  17. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    I figured. Our TV comms are garbage, with a few exceptions. Apparently, reacting to events on the field by gibbering like a baboon is acceptable in comparison with using, y'know, words.
  18. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    TV or radio comms?
  19. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    "Game on" says Cricinfo, with NZ five down and 285 in arrears.
  20. Dick Rockett

    *Official* Australia tour of New Zealand Feb-Mar 2024

    I can't wait to hear Tim Southee explain that "obviously this isn't how we wanted things to turn out but they're a quality side and we just have to move on and try and play better tomorrow". We force our only player with a functioning pair of balls into retirement, replace him with a rapist and...

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