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  1. Son Of Coco

    Lowlights of the Games

    Australia not living up to it's superior athletic ability by medalling (gold, silver and bronze) in every event. Except for horse punching where the British lottery fund investment, and their general attitude towards living beings, sees them streets ahead.
  2. Son Of Coco

    2024 NRL Tipping Comp

    See above
  3. Son Of Coco

    2024 NRL Tipping Comp

    I might as well get my tips in for this week now: Buy Buy Sell Sell Buy Sell Buy
  4. Son Of Coco

    Offical Rugby League Thread

    It's a tough one. On the one hand, he is a Bronco. On the other, a NSWelshman. Based on 'the other', he should probably get the nod.
  5. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    Yeah, she seems alright actually. Admitted she would never compete with the other girls and that she does her own thing. Doesn't take it too seriously.
  6. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    Unfortunately she swallowed the hook and couldn't be released back into the water alive.
  7. Son Of Coco

    From the Pavilion

    We're losing 3 top order bats in 3 weeks very soon, so that will make things interesting. I have bought an average cover bat for 1, but need to find 2 more on a budget. Having huge gaps between decent youth pulls doesn't help!
  8. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    I watched it live and thought she was having a stroke.
  9. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    Currently watching 'Dancers With Worms'. What the **** is going on?
  10. Son Of Coco

    Offical Rugby League Thread

    Penrith bloke kicks defender in the head as he catches the ball. Joey: "Talk us through this Billy (Slater)". 😂
  11. Son Of Coco

    2024 NRL Tipping Comp

    I forgot how much Parra hate losing to Penrith...and **** you Gold Coast!
  12. Son Of Coco

    Olympics Athletics

    There'd be a lot of beamers bowled too.
  13. Son Of Coco

    Olympics Athletics

    We probably should declare.
  14. Son Of Coco

    From the Pavilion

    I just realised my affiliate team, The Wee Rockets, got promoted to Youth 1.1 despite coming 2nd last season in 2.2...it's going to be a tough season. We have the 2nd lowest rating currently in the group. Brew Boys can dine out on us at some stage when we meet. After my main team lost to Brew...
  15. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    Unfortunately Australia has crashed out in the preliminaries of the cocaine purchasing sprint. A shock considering our top hope comes from Lane Cove. https://www.theroar.com.au/2024/08/08/breaking-kookaburras-player-arrested-in-france-after-alleged-cocaine-purchase-attempt/ Hoping we can...
  16. Son Of Coco

    2024 NRL Tipping Comp

    Rabbitohs (+16.5) vs Storm (-16.5) - Sell Titans (-3.5) vs Sharks (+3.5) - Buy Eels (+16.5) vs Panthers (-16.5) - Buy Raiders (+3.5) vs Sea Eagles (-3.5) - Buy Cowboys (-7.5) vs Broncos (+7.5) - Buy Dragons (+3.5) vs Bulldogs (-3.5) - Sell Dolphins (-7.5) vs Warriors (+7.5) - Sell Knights...
  17. Son Of Coco

    Which was the best time your bat achieved full flow?

    Up until my early 40s. Now, when I crack one through the covers, it's like one of those firecrackers everyone eagerly awaits only for the sparks to slowly dribble out of the top and onto the lawn. In my youth, however, it was more like one of those spinning firecrackers that would fly over the...
  18. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    Hey guys, I've lost all access to TV, the internet, and newspapers. Can someone update me with the medal table please. Specifically where Australia is on it and how many golds we have won.
  19. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    I wouldn't be so sure. The bloke on rollerblades at the walking event earlier today ****ed up and didn't even medal. He was probably the only person there keeping one foot in contact with the ground at all times. Completely robbed.
  20. Son Of Coco

    ***Official 2024 Olympics Thread***

    How heavy is she if she can't even stand on the podium?

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