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  1. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    But he's offside when the ball is played by his teammate, and doesn't return to a legitimate position at any point before or after the ball hits Maguire. What you're suggesting alluded to the offside rule not applying if you make sure to **** your passes off a defender towards a goalhanging...
  2. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    I Thought I held the monopoly for dumb predictions in this thread?
  3. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    Why would you not play it over shoulder height? It's the most effective way to get it behind the defence, especially from deep. Take heading out and a weighted ball to a rushing striker becomes impossible to defend. If anything I think it'd encourage playing deep playmakers and fast strikers to...
  4. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    If we ban football in schools, do you reckon that we'll get a footballer who can do an interview without using 'y'know' constantly within the next decade?
  5. cpr

    Question on ban announcements

    If he's still alive when the ban ends then we know eating glass protects against contagion
  6. cpr

    Question on ban announcements

    Because the Civil Rights movement was all about black people refusing to integrate and lynching themselves. Y'all probably protest that Nina Simone was forced into singing Mississippi Goddam
  7. cpr

    Question on ban announcements

    Well this movement will end when the mods inevitably lock the thread, because they hold all the cards here. But Shri's absolutely asked for this. Burgey is right that about the firing insults thing, but not everyone has that relationship here, and you have to moderate what you say to those you...
  8. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    I fractured my eye socket playing heads and volleys at school. You can guess which I went for, and which the guy who wears steelies to school went for. Also, GIMH's right, headings going nowhere, even in the top flight, unless you specifically legislate against it, and that'd be just ****...
  9. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    Sigh. **** Liverpool. Just show a shred of weakness ffs.
  10. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    If you want to protect kids from brain injury move them out of the country where a headbutt is a sign of affection
  11. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    0-0 would put us through though, no?
  12. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    We talk about Liverpool getting VAR decisions but man we’re clearing up on it this year too, just a shame we ballsed up half the pens we got from it. The more I see Fred the more I enjoy him. Especially fan of his ****house winding up opposition, either pushing them off the pitch when they are...
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    the last one i was writing for was called F1Chronicle, they'll no doubt be happy to take on...

    the last one i was writing for was called F1Chronicle, they'll no doubt be happy to take on inexperienced writers, though it's all fan run so no money through them (a number of the writers, including the editor, came over from Realsport101 when they canned us). Give them a shout, they've got a...
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  14. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    I'd have fined them. Clearly didn't give 100% on the pitch if they've got enough energy left for that.....
  15. cpr

    Basically whore yourself around, do all the free stuff you can, then take it to a bigger place...

    Basically whore yourself around, do all the free stuff you can, then take it to a bigger place and offer them free stuff, until someone big enough has a budget to pay you for a few bits. It'll take time. However if you're like me, be prepared to sacrifice something you enjoy because you have to...
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  16. cpr

    It's definitely not something you can just quit your job and go for really - there's so many...

    It's definitely not something you can just quit your job and go for really - there's so many people out there wanting to express an opinion on things that you need a portfolio of impressive work before someone will take you on a paid gig. It'll take a lot of hours writing for free to an audience...
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    i don't write anymore, I just lost enjoyment for doing it, too many deadlines being imposed at...

    i don't write anymore, I just lost enjoyment for doing it, too many deadlines being imposed at short notice, not actually being able to watch the event fully because I'm writing whilst watching, far too much analysis of something that's supposed to be a shut off from the stress of work. It all...
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  18. cpr

    Used to, got binned off by my original lot when they got bought out (they wanted to focus on...

    Used to, got binned off by my original lot when they got bought out (they wanted to focus on football and e-sports so chucked a load of us out). Did a bit more last season but I just got really bored of it - it was sucking the fun out of the sport a bit (didn't help that the new site was just...
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  19. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    I used to love going to games against 'lesser' teams, early League Cup games, CL group matches etc. Always a decent atmosphere. Mind you went to Colchester a few weeks ago and that was ****ing awful, especially when you know you've got a free bar back in the suite....
  20. cpr

    ***Official*** English Football Season 2019-20

    Former Utd youngster playing a blinder to get Scouse hopes of a treble up, only for us to do you like we did in '96, only this time it'll be a Phil Jones volley to complete the misery.

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