Make the Most Combustible XI

[Johan]

Barry Richards (Mercenary)
Geoffrey Boycott (Dickhead)
Viv Richards (Arrogant)
Don Bradman (Dickhead)
Virat Kohli (Arrogant, spotlight addict)
Javed Miandad (Dickhead)
Mark Boucher (racist)
Alec Bedser (borderline fascist)
Sydney Barnes (a ****)
Sylvester Clarke (dickhead)
Fred Trueman (Anti Establishment)

 

[Magrat Garlick]

no mention of Mark Vermeulen (charged with arson) yet?

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

No space for bowling all rounder Shane Warne?

 

[The Red Telephone]

Fiery Fred and DK Lillee to open the bowling.

 

[Line and Length]

I was going to throw in Trueman, but @Johan has done it for me.

 

[ataraxia]

no mention of Mark Vermeulen (charged with arson) yet?

Beat me to it.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Roy Gilchrist?
Runako Morton

Assuming you’re after the most combustible players rather than the best XI of combustibles.

 

[Coronis]

Barry Richards (Mercenary)
Geoffrey Boycott (Dickhead)
Viv Richards (Arrogant)
Don Bradman (Dickhead)
Virat Kohli (Arrogant, spotlight addict)
Javed Miandad (Dickhead)
Mark Boucher (racist)
Alec Bedser (borderline fascist)
Sydney Barnes (a ****)
Sylvester Clarke (dickhead)
Fred Trueman (Anti Establishment)

Did I miss a racist South African somehow?

 

[Starfighter]

The bowler and midwicket fielder in this video:

 

[honestbharani]

Sidhu once returned home from middle of a tour. Good candidate for this team.

When Sidhu walked out of 1996 England tour...

www.mid-day.com

Him and Azhar were really really close friends too.

 

[capt_Luffy]

Him and Azhar were really really close friends too.

Even has a homicide case.

 

[Blenkinsop]

There surely has to be a nailed on spot for Tino Best in such a team.

 

[Daemon]

Rory Burns
Alastair Cook
Mark Greatmatch
Graeme Wick
Andy Pyrecroft
Ben Stokes
Andrew Flintoff
Ravi Ashwin
Mitchell Spark
Mark Wood
Gurtinder Sandhu

 

[honestbharani]

Mitch Match over Greatmatch IMO.

 

[The Red Telephone]

Rory Burns
Alastair Cook
Mark Greatmatch
Graeme Wick
Andy Pyrecroft
Ben Stokes
Andrew Flintoff
Ravi Ashwin
Mitchell Spark
Mark Wood
Gurtinder Sandhu

12th Man - Graeme Swann Vesta.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Rory Burns
Alastair Cook
Mark Greatmatch
Graeme Wick
Andy Pyrecroft
Ben Stokes
Andrew Flintoff
Ravi Ashwin
Mitchell Spark
Mark Wood
Gurtinder Sandhu

damnit beat me to it

Ben Sears
Ashton Agar

 

[Ali TT]

Rory Burns
Alastair Cook
Mark Greatmatch
Graeme Wick
Andy Pyrecroft
Ben Stokes
Andrew Flintoff
Ravi Ashwin
Mitchell Spark
Mark Wood
Gurtinder Sandhu

Well played sir

 

[Chubb]

Beat me to it.

And me too

"Definitely has a kill in him, does Mark"

Taylor's not exactly an angel but drinking too much and doing drugs is not the same as threatening to kill people and burning down your impoverished country's only cricket academy.

 

[Zinzan]

Barry Richards (Mercenary)
Geoffrey Boycott (Dickhead)
Viv Richards (Arrogant)
Don Bradman (Dickhead)
Virat Kohli (Arrogant, spotlight addict & don't forget also a major dickhead)
Javed Miandad (Dickhead)
Mark Boucher (racist)
Alec Bedser (borderline fascist)
Sydney Barnes (a ****)
Sylvester Clarke (dickhead)
Fred Trueman (Anti Establishment)

Agree in the main, but edited in bold.