The_Rey
Cricket Spectator
My fiance and in-laws to be are all Fulham season ticket holders - you can imagine how smug I am right now
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4th Match - Australia v England
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Burgey
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still a ****
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Ping @poorlyagedstuff
LangleyburyCCPlayer
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Enjoyed that too as it leaves our nearest and dearest right in the mire! Mind you we’ll probably be just as charitable to the Shatters as England’s pacers were to Australia today!
Silly Point 2.0
School Boy/Girl Cricketer
Please don't!
Son Of Coco
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I was pretty comfortable that our 12th string team would do England over as I settled into bed last night. Ultimately, my wife's flatulence meant I moved down to the lounge and slept there, but my confidence in the outcome of this game never wavered.
I mean, if our first string team could dominate them, what were a bunch of blokes, many of whom had barely played a game of cricket before, going to do to them!? My first thought was "probably a 5 wicket victory to us".
England tried everything:
- cheating ball changes
- leaving the field to get refreshed/have a shower
- Murray Mints
- Dirt in the pocket (probably)
- opening the batting with a garden ornament
- bowling (kind of)
- fielding (see bowling)
None of it made a difference as they simply came up against a team of genetically superior human beings.
A couple of them were even cricketers.
I mean, if our first string team could dominate them, what were a bunch of blokes, many of whom had barely played a game of cricket before, going to do to them!? My first thought was "probably a 5 wicket victory to us".
England tried everything:
- cheating ball changes
- leaving the field to get refreshed/have a shower
- Murray Mints
- Dirt in the pocket (probably)
- opening the batting with a garden ornament
- bowling (kind of)
- fielding (see bowling)
None of it made a difference as they simply came up against a team of genetically superior human beings.
A couple of them were even cricketers.
Silly Point 2.0
School Boy/Girl Cricketer
He's from Leeds that comes as standard
SillyCowCorner1
Moooo
Unpopular opinion,
I like Alex Carey in the outfield. Quite agile. In the same realm as AB and Nicky P
I like Alex Carey in the outfield. Quite agile. In the same realm as AB and Nicky P
Starfighter
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How the heck did we win that with that lineup?
Shady Slim
International Coach
lol england
The_Rey
Cricket Spectator
Just a shame he's a cheat.
SillyCowCorner1
Moooo
Hello there, Jonny Bairstow
Silly Point 2.0
School Boy/Girl Cricketer
Don't call him that
Like calling Zelensky Putin, or Palestinians Israelis, or Arthur Scargill a Tory
SillyCowCorner1
Moooo
Don't call him that
Like calling Zelensky Putin, or Palestinians Israelis, or Arthur Scargill a Tory
SillyCowCorner1
Moooo
Hunchback of Notre Dame
The_Rey
Cricket Spectator
Aye, I loathe that ginger pissbiscuit.
SillyCowCorner1
Moooo
England lost because there was no Hundred graphic