Dick Rockett
International Vice-Captain
Me either. My fave of all time is Bryan Waddle, whose closest shave with playing top level cricket was being a sub fielder in India because most of NZ's players couldn't control their bowels.See I don't buy into the whole "must have played cricket to be a good commentator" thing.
Now, if I'm listening to two complete morons being paid (presumably) to waffle in a characterless NZ accent then I can much more easily tolerate the one I have semi-fond memories of playing the game.