*Official* England in India 2023/24 #CryMoreTour

[Shri]

ashWIN!

 

[eroticfishcake]

Can stop slitting my wrists now...
2 to go for 500

 

[Gnske]

I'll give credit to Rohit, he'd probably not lie about hearing a racial slur.

Good guy.

 

[Nintendo]

England have picked a player who averages infinity with the bat, while india have decided to show up with only 10 players. Even if england win, india have won the moral test.

 

[Andyhere]

Lolly pop's dance is over

 

[Daemon]

Science trumps religion

 

[Arachnodouche]

Get Sarfaraz to stand next to Rohit, be like having four slips.

 

[cnerd123]

That's just temporary relief. Bazball's victory is inevitable

 

[Gnske]

My theory is, attacking any ball outside of the line of stumps is a complete waste of time.

Pope's not a good batsperson and never will be until he learns that lesson.

 

[Andyhere]

That's just temporary relief. Bazball's victory is inevitable

Quick 20's and 30's aren't enough to chase this total down.

 

[Gnske]

HOW CAN HE SWEEP

 

[Calm_profit]

Why they are not bringing Kuldeep?

 

[GIMH]

Joe Root yo

 

[Gnske]

I swear if this is another bat-pad / pad-bat controversy

 

[GIMH]

Phew

 

[cnerd123]

Quick 20's and 30's aren't enough to chase this total down.

399/10 = 39.9 per batter. Crawley's already knocked off 55. England are basically on track here.

 

[OverratedSanity]

How has umpire's call on impact not been binned yet

 

[Gnske]

The reason Kuldeep isn't on is that Rohit knows this game has to go deep for India to have any chance of victory. Bowling Bumrah and Kuldeep without any regard for their stats or personal safety would be irresponsible.

Good captaincy

 

[GIMH]

I really appreciate our fast scoring because I have a 9am meeting

 

[Andyhere]

399/10 = 39.9 per batter. Crawley's already knocked off 55. England are basically on track here.

Really? The 3 wickets that fell did all of them Score 39.9?