*Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

[RossTaylorsBox]

Not sure who you are but can you not speak to me ever again

 

[Shri]

Who's off?

i napped a bit while seated so i dunno

 

[Calm_profit]

Dentury from Warner

 

[TheJediBrah]

imagine how spooked root must be

Root spooked by the identity of the sub fielder that just came on

questions to answer

 

[Son Of Coco]

Presumably one of the bowlers having a shower to relax

Blatant cheats

Just one of the many dodgy practices the Poms have introduced to the game.

 

[Starfighter]

What was that Stuart?

 

[CartyDurham]

No if, buts and maybe's. If England drop catches and lose they deserve it. Not "oh we really would have won if they took their catches"

i didn’t say we would have won. It’s a simple phrase to describe this first session

stop being so brittle . That’s all it is

 

[TheJediBrah]

They could replace Jonny with a stool (the chair, not the other one). Although this would obviously weaken England's middle order when the stool goes out to bat.

Mr Hanky would have caught it

 

[Shri]

Presumably one of the bowlers having a shower to relax

why leave the field for that? its ****ing england

 

[Shri]

Not sure who you are but can you not speak to me ever again

mate not many do already

why push ones away who try

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

why leave the field for that? its ****ing england

It's a rare luxury there I think.

 

[CartyDurham]

Scoring rate rising

 

[Qlder]

i didn’t say we would have won. It’s a simple phrase to describe this first session

stop being so brittle . That’s all it is

You said it 100 times after last test to be fair

 

[Michelle Fivefer]

If I

They could replace Jonny with a stool (the chair, not the other one). Although this would obviously weaken England's middle order when the stool goes out to bat.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Mr Hanky would have caught it

Mr Hanky keeping and his son with the peanut sticking out of his head at first slip.

 

[Starfighter]

Just one of the many dodgy practices the Poms have introduced to the game.

Actually Dennis Lillee's the first person I've heard of to do that.

Another reason why Hoggard > Lillee

@Prince EWS

 

[Spark]

Kind of interesting to see Warner look the settled and Khawaja all over the place

 

[TheJediBrah]

why leave the field for that? its ****ing england

England have been using such dishonest tactics since I've been following cricket

To give them credit here at least they used their actual 12th man and not a sub specifically chosen to field, who was the best fielder in county cricket, but nowhere near the actual squad. Which they have done before

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Presumably one of the bowlers having a shower to relax

Blatant cheats

That's a blatant lie and you know it.


















Englishmen don't shower.

 

[Shri]

ollie bowling 120 kmph effort balls and over stepping in the process