*Official* Second Test (Lord's, London) 28 June–2 July

[GotSpin]

Get Shady off the ground ffs

 

[CartyDurham]

Yeah Just Stop Oil.
They've done it several high profile events recently - World Snooker Champs, Cheltenham Festival, The Derby amongst others

The snooker where one of them jumped on the table and spread that orange stuff. Is that environmentally friendly by the way ?

 

[Michelle Fivefer]

Another idiot on the field.

 

[Shady Slim]

Bloke's lucky Stokes wasn't the one to take him out

Would have been a harder impact that Bairstow's gut

i dread what root would have tried if the punter came from the subcontinent

 

[Qlder]

Geez Broad 2nd bounced before the keeper

 

[Starfighter]

Yeah Just Stop Oil.
They've done it several high profile events recently - World Snooker Champs, Cheltenham Festival, The Derby amongst others

Maybe they need to learn that their incredibly privileged lives are underpinned by the thing they want to get rid of.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

That was anthrax

 

[Burgey]

Yeah I'm less bothered about JSO than, like, that Jarvo dickhead. But they have to do something about these pitch invasions before someone gets seriously hurt.

Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office?

 

[TheJediBrah]

Hard to argue with results but I'm never going to get used to Khawaja just sitting on the crease to full balls. Just ain't right

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Maybe they need to learn that their incredibly privileged lives are underpinned by the thing they want to get rid of.

Yet they themselves are made of carbon.

 

[Spikey]

Yeah I'm less bothered about JSO than, like, that Jarvo dickhead. But they have to do something about these pitch invasions before someone gets seriously hurt.

maybe stop oil?

 

[CartyDurham]

This pitch is not as green as those pictures the other day . The pitch two to the right of Warner is. Maybe the pic was of that

 

[Starfighter]

Yet they themselves are made of carbon.

Your sarcasm doesn't become you here.

 

[Burgey]

Has this got the look of one of those pitches that may quicken up day two (weather permitting)? I didn’t have a double bouncer second over on this on my bingo card

 

[RightArmMystery]

"Good job it's orange if any went in my hair" Nice from JB that.

 

[CartyDurham]

It’s lashing down with rain

I’m only about 300 miles from the ground though

 

[CartyDurham]

Has this got the look of one of those pitches that may quicken up day two (weather permitting)? I didn’t have a double bouncer second over on this on my bingo card

Youve got it there. These are modern day lords heaps.

 

[andruid]

I knew the ECB leans conservative, but I never took them ro be an anti-Woakes mob

 

[Starfighter]

Has this got the look of one of those pitches that may quicken up day two (weather permitting)? I didn’t have a double bouncer second over on this on my bingo card

It does look pretty slow so far, but does quickening up on the second day happen much in England? Most of the matches I've watched there they get slower than they dry out.

 

[CartyDurham]

I knew the ECB leans conservative, but I never took them ro be an anti-Woakes mob

In my County Durham they are FTECB