*Official* England in NZ 2023

[RossTaylorsBox]

I feel like Kif is the New Zealand public in this scenario.

 

[Brook's side]

Wellington, the city of sirens.

 

[slippy888]

Something is up with Tickner why he representing New Zealand so late in life he like 29

 

[Prince EWS]

"Ali" in Macca's accent sounds way too much like "Elly" to me and it's giving me PTSD. He says her name almost every time he says something to her as well.

 

[Binkley]

Really needed to give Tickner a chance on this bowling surface guys cant just drop a guy after 1 test.

This is player development New Zealand style. I suspect the selectors only discovered when watching the TV news that Tickner came from Hastings. They had assumed he had come from one of the better class areas of Hawkes Bay.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

"Ali" in Macca's accent sounds way too much like "Elly" to me and it's giving me PTSD. He says her name almost every time he says something to her as well.

lol owned

 

[Prince EWS]

lol owned

Indeed.

I had to ask her for an invoice this week and she went out of my way to not talk to me by forwarding my email to Ruddick and sending him the invoice instead.

I was actually pretty impressed by the pwnage of that.

 

[Brook's side]

im sure pope takes his eyes off the ball

 

[Athlai]

I feel like Kif is the New Zealand public in this scenario.

Truly the origin of Bazball is a fascinating tale

 

[Athlai]

Indeed.

I had to ask her for an invoice this week and she went out of my way to not talk to me by forwarding my email to Ruddick and sending him the invoice instead.

I was actually pretty impressed by the pwnage of that.

Ugh

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

It's funnier if you don't explicitly say who the characters are.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Ugh

God. If only we could all ignore Prince EWS by quoting a completely different person.

 

[Athlai]

It's funnier if you don't explicitly say who the characters are.

But Leela is bae

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Something is up with Tickner why he representing New Zealand so late in life he like 29

He's younger than Bracewell and Kuggleijn and was stuck behind quality bowlers for many years. Also he was absolutely dreadful at 1st class level for many years.

 

[Athlai]

Slippy is trolling ffs

 

[FBU]

Reading cricinfo - Brook standing out of his crease with the keeper standing up

 

[Binkley]

Batting is starting to look much easier out there.

 

[Prince EWS]

Reading cricinfo - Brook standing out of his crease with the keeper standing up

Haha no ****s to give.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

Need Brook in the next 3 or 4 overs or else he could really take the game away.

 

[Athlai]

Need Brook in the next 3 or 4 overs or else he could really take the game away.

Hes on 25.

God I ****ing hate bazball