*Official* English Football Season 2022/23

[Uppercut]

Seriously, go through the list of what they count as interfering. None of it applies. It’s a loophole.

Law 11 - Offside

IFAB Laws of the Game

www.thefa.com

 

[grecian]

Nedum Onuoha is a very good pundit, eloquent, intelligent and knows his stuff, would be nice if he took over from some of the usual suspects on the Beeb, Jenas and Murphy particularly.

 

[Socerer 01]

Jenas is ****

 

[GIMH]

John Yems is a nice bloke huh

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

John Yems is a nice bloke huh

Unfortunately due to the nature of the language used in the rulebook, racism is permitted under the offside rule.

 

[grecian]

Used To be Exeter's Assistant manager under Tisdale, hadn't heard owt about him, but we sign a lot more black players now, probably a coincidence.

 

[Niall]

Palace turn into Brazil 1970 v Man U so they will be fine

Tottenham aren't poor and have spent plenty of money over the years, why is Lloris still their 1st choice keeper? He is rubbish.

As I was saying.

United will be very lucky to get top 4 football, when you your primary strikers are Weghorst (LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL) and Martial you ain't going nowhere.

 

[Uppercut]

Yeah Palace are nowhere near bad enough to go down.

 

[duffer]

Isn't Trossard a bit meh? I get why we're doing it but he's seemed bang average every time I've seen him play

 

[Uppercut]

Bang average is too far. I'd say he's pretty good but not amazing. Useful signing at the right price.

 

[Aritro]

Yeah he's a good player you'll be glad to have when someone's out for a month. Defo not meh.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Yeah he's a good player you'll be glad to have when someone's out for a month. Defo not meh.

Pretty much how I see him. If Saka or Martinelli get broken he's a definite step up over our other back up options.

Quite like us to bring in a defensive central midfielder too. We're more or less reliant on Xhaka and Partey avoiding suspensions and injuries respectively, and well, over half a season left...

Seen us linked with Rice, but the prices I've seen mooted are insane, especially for a bloke with 18 months left on his contract. He's good, but not £80m worth of good, IMHO.

 

[Furball]

Someone look at Rodri and Ederson's betting patterns please

 

[Niall]

Someone look at Rodri and Ederson's betting patterns please

More concerned by the fact that nobody in Spurs management has figured out Lloris is the drizzling shits yet tbh.

 

[Niall]

Mahrez is pretty much unplayable when in the zone . He's owned the second half.

How on earth did Harry Kane miss a penalty in the world cup when Lloris mug was in goals?

 

[Socerer 01]

Tottenham

 

[Uppercut]

It looked like a big mistake at first but on replay the deflection gave him no chance. Neville was talking shite all night.

I thought he could maybe have done better for their first though.

 

[Niall]

It looked like a big mistake at first but on replay the deflection gave him no chance. Neville was talking ****e all night.

I thought he could maybe have done better for their first though.

Probably would have gone through his legs without the deflection. The guy has been so bad for years now.

Imagine been his number 2 , going home having to look at your family and ask yourself "how can't I dislodge this mug"

 

[Red_Ink_Squid]

How on earth did Harry Kane miss a penalty in the world cup when Lloris mug was in goals?

Doesn't really matter who's in net when you miss by the height of Snowdon, tbf.

 

[GIMH]

Probably would have gone through his legs without the deflection. The guy has been so bad for years now.

Imagine been his number 2 , going home having to look at your family and ask yourself "how can't I dislodge this mug"

Aye, he’s only got a WC winners medal and runners up, Euros runners up, won beat keeper in France a few years, champions league runners up. Shite