*Official* New Zealand vs Pakistan 2022/23

[centurymaker]

Hawkeye

 

[trundler]

Why?

 

[straw man]

erkh, been a good 4th innings for us but three wasted half-chances (inc not having a review for the lbw) is probably just enough to see Pakistan save the match

 

[thierry henry]

Why isn't @thierry henry telling us we've ****ed it

Oh it’s a lot worse than this. What if I told you we’ve been complete **** for the last 18 months.

 

[trundler]

Oh it’s a lot worse than this. What if I told you we’ve been complete **** for the last 18 months.

Do I need to gear up for the Pity Olympics?

*gestures broadly at PCB*

 

[ashley bach]

10 more minutes and it's time for a carrot dangling declaration.

 

[Howe_zat]

declare

 

[Athlai]

Sporting declaration!

 

[straw man]

10 more minutes and it's time for a carrot dangling declaration.

heh

 

[ashley bach]

10 more minutes and it's time for a carrot dangling declaration.

Make that 2 minutes!

 

[trundler]

Interesting. Could very well lose this

 

[thierry henry]

Bit of a joke this #BazBall

 

[ashley bach]

Wow wonder what's going to happen here?

 

[straw man]

you escaped this time, Pakistan....

 

[thierry henry]

Should just block it imo

 

[morgieb]

This doesn't make sense. Far more risk for Pakistan than New Zealand.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Huh. Literally thought there was 0% chance of a declaration.

Kinda dangled the carrot a wee bit, but can Pakistan seriously take 10 wickets in 15 overs?

Vaguely remember Sri Lanka snatching a defeat from the jaws of a draw against us by collapsing in a heap in eff all time, but can't remember if it was less than 15 overs.

EDIT: This test. Was 24.4 overs.

 

[straw man]

Pakistan need to take a wicket every nine balls to win this

 

[Howe_zat]

declare

i was joking

 

[trundler]

Yeah I don't like it. They can't win this but have left the door open for the loss.