*Official* Australia in Pakistan 2022

[trundler]

I can't believe I'm saying this but the UAE tests were less dull

 

[Gnske]

HAVE A GO dear god

shoot your spooge you lousy professionals

 

[Gnske]

I wish Warne was alive to feed Starc one last time and ask for an aggressive declaration.

 

[honestbharani]

Slog ffs

Watching this series has been one, yes.

 

[honestbharani]

This has been quite dull tbh, Australia should be taking a more positive approach, like their ladies do.

But their ladies team are actual GOATs.. Not some try hard beta BS like this side.

 

[Gnske]

@cnerd123 I take it all back. Nagpur 2015 was a good thing for cricket. I'd kill for a Nagpur right now.

 

[Gnske]

Absolutely marvellous. Congratulations to Alex Carey on batting for his own career. Very well done.

 

[Spikey]

doing a tim paine (batting for a not out)

 

[Xix2565]

doing a tim paine (batting for a not out)

Hey Paine somehow kept them in a game with his batting, no need for this disrespect.

 

[Spikey]

doing a tim paine (batting for a not out)

showing my work: https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/e...=notouts;team=2;template=results;type=batting

paine managed almost as many not outs as Haddin in 50 less innings than Haddin, and Marsh in 100 less innings than Marsh. selfish imo, and clearly Carey thinks this is where he's lacking atm

 

[ashley bach]

Australia are reducing their chances of a win here with this slow poking. in the process their plan is to take the game totally
away from Pakistan and kind of guarantee a draw, but really get the hell on with it a smack another 30-40, 470 is safe so soft tactics here.

 

[quincywagstaff]

Just seems both sides are fearful of losing, hence the conservative play we've seen so far this series.

 

[Gnske]

Just seems both sides are fearful of losing, hence the conservative play we've seen so far this series.

I hope Brendon McCullum is puking on his own dick watching this kind of play

 

[Burgey]

Australia are reducing their chances of a win here with this slow poking. in the process their plan is to take the game totally
away from Pakistan and kind of guarantee a draw, but really get the hell on with it a smack another 30-40, 470 is safe so soft tactics here.

Nah **** that. Bat on tomorrow to inflict further physical and mental disintegration on the opposition.

They dished up this dross, they can wear it.

 

[Spikey]

showing my work: https://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/e...=notouts;team=2;template=results;type=batting

paine managed almost as many not outs as Haddin in 50 less innings than Haddin, and Marsh in 100 less innings than Marsh. selfish imo, and clearly Carey thinks this is where he's lacking atm

funnily enough one of marsh's 13 not outs was when Lawry declared when Marsh was on 92. not sure if Marsh was like Haddin and threw away a fair few not outs or what

 

[Burgey]

Also, decent knock Carey tbf to him. They’re obviously batting to a plan when Starc if all people has 9(43).

 

[ashley bach]

I hope Brendon McCullum is puking on his own dick watching this kind of play

I would wager huge amounts he wouldn't be watching this at the moment, not a chance in hell.

 

[Burgey]

funnily enough one of marsh's 13 not outs was when Lawry declared when Marsh was on 92. not sure if Marsh was like Haddin and threw away a fair few not outs or what

Marsh was a massive slogger. It was the only way he knew how to play

 

[Gob]

This is diabolical ffs

 

[Gnske]

I'd give a penny for another Marsh to be having a slog out there right now. I mean jesus, these mooks are batting like D'arcy Short on a drop in wicket.