4th Test at Sydney (?) - Jan 5-9 2022

[TheJediBrah]

Give Green a target, like 4 overs to make the runs. No leeway

 

[mr_mister]

Give Green a target, like 4 overs to make the runs. No leeway

Sounds like the last 6 balls of a net session before your teammate gets a go in juniors

 

[Gnske]

slog one you **** and lets see Crawley FEAST asap

 

[Burgey]

Uh, tell the full story

After the 99 WC there was a ticker tape parade for the team and afterwards a private function in an upstairs room at Sydney town hall. By private, I mean like 200 people. I managed to get a bait from an old lady who worked on my floor who didn’t like cricket.

so I’ve grabbed her ticket and gone along. Fantastic. Was the team, their partners, the coaches, selected luminaries and me for free booze and canapés.

couple of hours in it’s getting a bit rowdy. The lads quite amped up, Gough of all people has rocked up (had more charisma than the rest of the room combined tbh). That idiot Sartorwas there, Bob Carr was pretending he cared about sport for about two minutes then pissed off.

anyway, am standing there sort of on the periphery laughing along at some joke someone was telling cos it was a good place to be.

So M Waugh’s partner at the time was a significantly older lady. And she’s standing there with him in the group, and this blonde bird walks up. I didn’t take much notice of her, but as far as I can recall she was in her 20s, gorgeous, had big, sun seeker titties and and a heart shaped ass that wouldn’t quit at the top of legs which went on for days.

and she walks up to MW, looks him in the eye and says hello. He sort of nervously says “hello” and she says “remember me?” with this big, dirty grin on her big, **** sucking lips.

Mark and missus junior left the party shortly thereafter without a word between them.

 

[Shady Slim]

it seems that this usman khawaja gentleman may be a superior test class batsman to the current australian opener by the name of marcus harris. i wonder how this khawaja would go opening the batting has anyone thought mayhaps to try it?

 

[TheJediBrah]

We all know why they haven't declared. The Haseeb Hameed factor. Everyone knows he could easily come out and peel off 250* to chase this down in a canter

 

[Gob]

Declare ffs

 

[Gnske]

it seems that this usman khawaja gentleman may be a superior test class batsman to the current australian opener by the name of marcus harris. i wonder how this khawaja would go opening the batting has anyone thought mayhaps to try it?

lol stfu you dont know what you're even talking about

 

[Burgey]

This would all be about the timing of the second new ball tomorrow, if required, wouldn’t it?

 

[TheJediBrah]

After the 99 WC there was a ticker tape parade for the team and afterwards a private function in an upstairs room at Sydney town hall. By private, I mean like 200 people. I managed to get a bait from an old lady who worked on my floor who didn’t like cricket.

so I’ve grabbed her ticket and gone along. Fantastic. Was the team, their partners, the coaches, selected luminaries and me for free booze and canapés.

couple of hours in it’s getting a bit rowdy. The lads quite amped up, Gough of all people has rocked up (had more charisma than the rest of the room combined tbh). That idiot Sartorwas there, Bob Carr was pretending he cared about sport for about two minutes then pissed off.

anyway, am standing there sort of on the periphery laughing along at some joke someone was telling cos it was a good place to be.

So M Waugh’s partner at the time was a significantly older lady. And she’s standing there with him in the group, and this blonde bird walks up. I didn’t take much notice of her, but as far as I can recall she was in her 20s, gorgeous, had big, sun seeker titties and and a heart shaped ass that wouldn’t quit at the top of legs which went on for days.

and she walks up to MW, looks him in the eye and says hello. He sort of nervously says “hello” and she says “remember me?” with this big, dirty grin on her big, **** sucking lips.

Mark and missus junior left the party shortly thereafter without a word between them.

Fair bit of artistic license in there I dare say

 

[Gnske]

Wise of Cummins not to declare. This Crawley guy can really play

 

[Spikey]

This reeks of 'we need to set at least 400'. Very stupid

 

[Calm_profit]

Green SCG track bully

 

[Shady Slim]

lol stfu you dont know what you're even talking about

buddy i have been on the uz train for a long time

 

[Burgey]

There’s still 90 minutes to play tonight isn’t there?

 

[Calm_profit]

This reeks of 'we need to set at least 400'. Very stupid

Maybe Gabba test against India have made the mindset.

 

[Gnske]

hahahahahaha suck **** Carey

 

[TheJediBrah]

Yes 288 is the most that has been chased here, but it was chased 2-down and 400 wouldn't have been enough on that day

 

[Spikey]

Cummins said **** this guy's average

 

[Burgey]

Fair bit of artistic license in there I dare say

Yeah, she was brunette