1st Test at Brisbane, 8th-12th of December 2021

[Fuller Pilch]

"So wrapping it up here from the Gabba, Australia win by ten wickets chasing 15 for victory."

"As an England player, I feel like we got a lot out of that"

9 wickets. Don't forget Marcus Harris.

 

[Starfighter]

Marnus not doing anything to dissuade me of my opinion his bowling has gone downhill.

 

[Spark]

Marnus not doing anything to dissuade me of my opinion his bowling has gone downhill.

I mean he presumably isn't practicing it anywhere near as much as he used to, no?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Day 5, 5th Ashes test 2029/30

Gary will settle down once he’s taken his 400th

Anderson chasing wicket 1000 in same game after playing 1st and 5th tests.

 

[ashley bach]

Since Chappell spanked that guy on the arse I think they began to take a dimmer view of it.

I wonder why? who doesn't like to see a good spanking.

 

[Spark]

Ever the optimist, Marnus

 

[halba]

starc is terrible. giving the game away here. Jhye must play the next test if we dont win this.

 

[Gnske]

How the **** was that first appeal clipping

 

[OverratedSanity]

This is lame from England, just patting these balls back to Cummins. Is it because his name is Pat (lmao). Why don't they just hit him out of the ground like Sundar did ffs?

 

[ashley bach]

Wow England back in the market here at 9/1 having been 100/1 earlier today.
Can't help but feel though when one wicket falls they'll continue to fall.
Anyone here have a confident idea about the weather the next 2 days?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Can anyone explain what launch angle even is and what it tells us

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Can anyone explain what launch angle even is and what it tells us

Probably ripped it from baseball. Also like ball revolutions it's a completely made up number.

 

[Gnske]

Dawid Malan is the most delicious driver of I dare say all left handers in this game right now.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Dawid Malan is the most delicious driver of I dare say all left handers in this game right now.

Someone photoshop Malan into the Border statue pls

 

[Number 11]

Carey hasn’t looked great keeping to Lyon so far

 

[Daemon]

England will win this test. The chakras are just right.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

These two will each score 180+ then Leach will turn it square in a motm performance. Meanwhile Gazza will stay on 399.

 

[ashley bach]

England will win this test. The chakras are just right.

Quickly then, grab the 8.6 while it's still available.

 

[morgieb]

England will win this test. The chakras are just right.

Yeah I've thought for a while "this feels like the Test that Australia blow".

If we blow it Langer should be sacked immediately.

 

[Spark]

Yeah I've thought for a while "this feels like the Test that Australia blow".

If we blow it Langer should be sacked immediately.

you think this about literally every home test when there's a big partnership

meanwhile, marcus harris continuing his noble tradition of having a net negative contribution to the team