***Official New Zealand in India Nov-Dec 2021 Thread***

[_Ed_]

I'll feel a lot better if someone can get rid of Mayank soon.

 

[Athlai]

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Get ****ed

 

[straw man]

Just need 2 more wickets this session and its NZ's day imo. The pitch it flat

Watch India's spinners bowl from both ends over after over like Ajaz but with a little more accuracy and no pressure-relief-valve and I'm sure it won't seem flat.

 

[_Ed_]

Ajaz in the outfield!

 

[Athlai]

What nickname would NZ give other Indian-born players if they were NZers?

Ajaz is Jazz or Jazzy

 

[Xix2565]

What nickname would NZ give other Indian-born players if they were NZers?

Ajaz is Jazz or Jazzy

Anything but Steve pls.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Amazing counterpunch this

 

[nzfan]

Oh well... I asked for Sommerville

 

[straw man]

Well he can be given a spell and told to bowl outside the off surely.

He's been bowling straight, getting bounce and turn but that line hasn't been threatening. If he bowls outside off, get the batters driving he'll grab few wickets.

instructions unclear, giving away 15 runs off the over as we speak

 

[Athlai]

Oh well... I asked for Sommerville

This is why you don't represent us

 

[trundler]

NZ cant overcome the Great Wal of Agar

 

[Athlai]

Bowling himself out of UAE selection is pretty nice though.

 

[straw man]

NZ cant overcome the Great Wal of Agar

he's playing exceptionally well tbh

 

[Xix2565]

Hope Mayank gets some nice skiing done here.

 

[OverratedSanity]

What nickname would NZ give other Indian-born players if they were NZers?

Ajaz is Jazz or Jazzy

Aggy
Gilly
Pujy
Panauty
Shri
Giant
Wriddhy
Ravy
Axey
Shiraz
Nostrils

 

[nzfan]

This is why you don't represent us

Fair... But bowling straight or down leg is not what you expect of him.

 

[Gnske]

Get a fast bowler on and aim at his offstump idiots. Agarwal is old, are you telling me you can't get an OLD man out?

Cricketers are dumb. Get 4 posters from CW to run a bowling attack as a brainstrust and you'd never lose a match.

 

[ashley bach]

Given this is a zippier pitch and the bloke who scored 100 last test hates short stuff, im bemused we did not pick wagner over somerville

bemused? i'm absolutely astonished, just can't believe it to be totally honest.
very disappointing.

 

[Athlai]

Aggy
Gilly
Pujy
Panauty
Shri
Giant
Wriddhy
Ravy
Axey
Shiraz
Nostrils

We aren't Australians.
Aggy or Aggers
Shubs
Pooj, or Jarro

Etc

 

[Xix2565]

Get a fast bowler on and aim at his offstump idiots. Agarwal is old, are you telling me you can't get an OLD man out?

Cricketers are dumb. Get 4 posters from CW to run a bowling attack as a brainstrust and you'd never lose a match.

Even then I bet they'd choke on days like Headingley or Brisbane. You need to be there as the director.