*Official* Pakistan in New Zealand 2020/21

[thierry henry]

It's the PR training

I was gonna say a thing about charming psychopaths but it seemed a bit mean

 

[The Hutt Rec]

I was gonna say a thing about charming psychopaths but it seemed a bit mean

Reminds me of Ross Taylor retweeting that "what's it like working with a psychopath" article haha

 

[Gnske]

You know who else is easy on the eyes? Half the Pakistani cricket team.

Let's see if hendrix gets another warning for being a little too horny.

Did he actually? I can just guess which mod did this

 

[trundler]

Getting horny about the spectators was deemed unacceptable so you can all freely thirst on Rizwan

 

[hendrix]

I didn't get an official warning per se but yeah was fair enough little nudge from PEWS not to comment on girls just at the ground to watch the cricket. Kinda ashamed of that really.

 

[Prince EWS]

Yeah it wasn't a mod warning, I just told him to chill (literally just said the word chill and nothing else) because it was going a bit far. I would've made the same post even if I wasn't a mod.

 

[Athlai]

We clearly weren't horny enough

 

[thierry henry]

Williamson been dropped as many times as Nicholls (although wasn’t actually out off a no-ball for bugger all tbf)

 

[Moss]

With Watling out there clearly no declaration is imminent. Maybe aim for another 120-150 rubs with a crack at Pakistan for 10-15 overs today?

 

[thierry henry]

So the players have consented to us finding them attractive by turning up at the game to play, but the spectators haven’t by turning up to watch?

 

[Gnske]

I didn't get an official warning per se but yeah was fair enough little nudge from PEWS not to comment on girls just at the ground to watch the cricket. Kinda ashamed of that really.

Very moralistic for a libertarian.

Especially on a board full of self-professed perverts.

 

[thierry henry]

Watling really just can’t concentrate when we are ahead of the game when he comes out to bat

 

[thierry henry]

My kingdom for a commentator who doesn’t feel compelled to praise the genius of a boundary followed by a single

 

[Moss]

Shaheen can be proud of his performance this series, still running in and finding ways to break through when the side is pretty much deflated.

 

[Athlai]

I'd fall asleep in Grant Elliotts eyes if I could

 

[Athlai]

Watling really just can’t concentrate when we are ahead of the game when he comes out to bat

His skis only go uphill

 

[Daemon]

Very moralistic for a libertarian.

Especially on a board full of self-professed perverts.

I prefer the term ***ual connoisseur

 

[Gnske]

I'd fall asleep in Grant Elliotts eyes if I could

Stop objectifying him you perv.

I'd let him smack my ball for six to finish it off.

 

[mr_mister]

Uphill skier BJ Watling

 

[Flametree]

I'd love to know Watling's average when coming to the wicket with 350+ on the board. It feels like it's about 10...