3rd Test at the SCG, Sydney, 7 Jan - 11 Jan 2021

[Burgey]

That was Alpha, I'm just going to say it. The man who gives zero ****s about whether he hurts his friend to hurt his enemy is the most dangerous man you can come across.

I like the explanation for the sword celebration given by Harsha Bhogle, which was Jadeja is from some part of India where there’s a warrior tradition or something.

I mean, if I rack up a 50 I don’t do a “riding a fixie and pouring a cold press coffee” celebration because I live in the inner west ffs.

It’s the single greatest **** in world cricket atm

 

[silentstriker]

What is this nonsense people are into these days about 'alpha' and 'beta'. Sounds like an incel forum ffs.

 

[Burgey]

What is this nonsense people are into these days about 'alpha' and 'beta'. Sounds like an incel forum ffs.

Beta post

 

[silentstriker]

Beta post

I am not down with all the terminology. The only one I know is 'soyboy', which I fully endorse because tofu is disgusting and it should be banned.

 

[DriveClub]

What is this nonsense people are into these days about 'alpha' and 'beta'. Sounds like an incel forum ffs.

I thought we're all incels, why else would we be on a cricket forum?

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

I'm a perfectcel

 

[Shri]

That was purely because I invited you to cricket matches tbh. Brisbane = Chennai, particularly weather-wise.

still remember the pork bun that i took off your cooler in para

10/10 will take one again

 

[Gnske]

What is this nonsense people are into these days about 'alpha' and 'beta'. Sounds like an incel forum ffs.

Intercourse is for normies.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Can always tell the betas by who complains about alpha/beta talk

 

[GoodAreasShane]

Can always tell the betas by who complains about alpha/beta talk

You truly are an absolute pizza cutter of a poster. All edge, no point.

 

[TheJediBrah]

You truly are an absolute pizza cutter of a poster. All edge, no point.

Travis Head's abject failure is hard on us all

 

[Gob]

Intercourse is for normies.

When was the last time you had intercourse?

Genuine question

 

[Gob]

Also does dry humping count ?

 

[Gnske]

When was the last time you had intercourse?

Genuine question

Few weeks, but she asked me three times to pinky promise that I wasn't gay. So idk if it counts.

 

[Gob]

Few weeks, but she asked me three times to pinky promise that I wasn't gay. So idk if it counts.

That is, as they say, a dubious proposition to say the least

Hey why not make this a fun thread till the game starts by everyone quickly jotting down the last time they took a quick single (you know what I mean) and how it was. Also apologise to virgins (Daemon,flem69,halba etc)

 

[TheJediBrah]

That is, as they say, a dubious proposition to say the least

Hey why not make this a fun thread till the game starts by everyone quickly jotting down the last time they took a quick single (you know what I mean) and how it was. Also apologise to virgins (Daemon,flem69,halba etc)

OS will tell you it's not worth the risk (and judging by some of the talent walking around the western suburbs of Melbourne at 3am on a Friday night he's probably correct)

 

[Gnske]

So Rohit Sharma, I reckon he's going to be the x factor coming in for the rest of this series.

 

[Burgey]

Few weeks, but she asked me three times to pinky promise that I wasn't gay. So idk if it counts.

That’s tough, man. Doesn’t get any easier when they ask that, even in your second marriage

 

[Burgey]

Also does dry humping count ?

Friction Burns still >>>>> Joe Burns tbh

 

[Senile Sentry]

You asked for stats from mid 2018, now change to start of 2019 with a whole lot of other criteria. If you're going to make a argument against him, maybe do your own research to back up your claims lol

He is clearly a Jadeja fan who is just preemptively checking off all possible stats-mixes to make his idol look amazing, and best, making others do the hard yards.