*Official* Pakistan in New Zealand 2020/21

[Prince EWS]

jesus apart from Southee our team is getting destroyed on tinder by these guys

need to bring back that Worker dude and Milne and maybe Ferguson or something

Conway would surely only need to post his Wellington FC record in his bio to pull them in.

 

[Athlai]

Hendrix is so horny

 

[thierry henry]

Depends if they're emphasising the word in the sentence. They absolutely do if they are.

Can you honestly explain to me what this means cos I have no idea

Also, Americans have acted weird that I think ‘beer’ and ‘bear’ are the same, yet they think ‘Carry’ and ‘Carey’ are pronounced the same????

 

[hendrix]

Conway would surely only need to post his Wellington FC record in his bio to pull them in.

**** man I have some bad news for you

 

[Moss]

Pakistan have bowled and fielded dross since Phillips got out. Where are the slower balls that were working so well early on.

Good knock Conway. Seems to really relish the battle.

 

[thierry henry]

I get Southee being the alpha of the team but tbh I always felt objectively he was quite ugly. Boult/Southee are both very buck-toothed. Wagner is short and unfashionable but quite hot of face.

 

[Chewie]

first innings scores this series are 153, 163, 173

 

[Athlai]

The whole thing is a bit moot when you consider Steve Smith has an absolute stunner of a wife

 

[hendrix]

I get Southee being the alpha of the team but tbh I always felt objectively he was quite ugly. Boult/Southee are both very buck-toothed. Wagner is short and unfashionable but quite hot of face.

Wagner is not in the t20 team TH

btw who is this interviewer she looks nice

 

[The Hutt Rec]

I get Southee being the alpha of the team but tbh I always felt objectively he was quite ugly. Boult/Southee are both very buck-toothed. Wagner is short and unfashionable but quite hot of face.

Wagner has very dreamy eyes (when not in an absolute wicket taking rage).

 

[Athlai]

first innings scores this series are 153, 163, 173

That's almost 5 Indian innings

 

[Days of Grace]

New Zealand team was much better looking around the early 2000s. Fleming, Parore, Cairns, Nash would wreck the current lot on Tinder.

 

[thierry henry]

New Zealand team was much better looking around the early 2000s. Fleming, Parore, Cairns, Nash would wreck the current lot on Tinder.

Cairns and Parore yes. Fleming kinda although a bit gangly and awkward? Nash kind of a lispy doofus imo

 

[hendrix]

The whole thing is a bit moot when you consider Steve Smith has an absolute stunner of a wife

Fake news until TH confirms her height and fashion taste

 

[hendrix]

Cairns and Parore yes. Fleming kinda although a bit gangly and awkward? Nash kind of a lispy doofus imo

what are you talking about TH don't you remember those rexona ads

 

[thierry henry]

And Vettori hottest of the lot and somehow seen as the nerd? Fleming is/was waaaay nerdier

 

[hendrix]

what was that tumblr that was like some 15 year old girl obsessed with KW and who would write ****** fanfic shipping Southee and Boult?

 

[Athlai]

Steve Smith looks like an e-sports player and his wife looks like someone that interviews e-sports players.

 

[Prince EWS]

what was that tumblr that was like some 15 year old girl obsessed with KW and who would write ****** fanfic shipping Southee and Boult?

I definitely don't know anything about this person, I swear.

 

[Athlai]

I definitely don't know anything about this person, I swear.

Take him away boys