*Official* West Indies in New Zealand - Nov/Dec 2020

[thierry henry]

I say this in the nicest possible way and have nothing against the bloke, but Phillips just comes across as one of the most aggressively annoying blokes I’ve ever seen. That screechy voice, Jesus Christ.

Ah **** now it looks like I said this when he was injured

 

[Athlai]

Ah **** me dead. All the works done.

 

[nzfan]

I say this in the nicest possible way and have nothing against the bloke, but Phillips just comes across as one of the most aggressively annoying blokes I’ve ever seen. That screechy voice, Jesus Christ.

You're not wrong there, he's considered weird by all but a good dude.

 

[Gnske]

I was surprised he was playing today given what happened last match. Yikes

 

[thundaboult]

He's a ball of energy isn't he? Tons of fire and enthusiasm. What a hundred! 8 sixes and 10 fours. That's 88 runs in boundaries now. We need a dynamic boundary hitter like this who's compact with a hint of mobility around the crease. Conway getting 50 too is icing on the cake.

 

[The Hutt Rec]

So is Glenn Phillips just going to randomly fall over in absolute agony throughout the rest of his career then get up a minute or two later perfectly fine? This it the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen lol

 

[Beamer]

Game over. You could have 11 Kieron Pollard's and you won't chase this.

Just want to see King, Mayers or someone new get some runs.

 

[straw man]

So uh is it possible to have some sort of operation so that your kneecap doesn't keep slipping out of place?

 

[The Hutt Rec]

Female commentator is Rebecca Rolls for the guy that absolutely hates her.

 

[thundaboult]

Oh boy, this is becoming a meme now lol. Arrive, hit six, dislocate knee, leave.

 

[Beamer]

Female commentator is Rebecca Rolls for the guy that absolutely hates her.

Tbf I don't think she is adding much to the team.

Still, early days, will give her a chance

 

[Athlai]

How much does a Devon Con Weigh

 

[straw man]

Reckon WI still have a chance - their batting is great and the majority of NZ's bowling is still very hittable.

Interested to see how Sodhi goes, does seem like his career is in the doldrums atm.

 

[Beamer]

So our guys face booming inswinging Yorkers whilst Philips spends 20 overs despatching long hops and full tosses.....

Definitely time for me to go to bed!

 

[Athlai]

Reckon WI still have a chance - their batting is great and the majority of NZ's bowling is still very hittable.

Interested to see how Sodhi goes, does seem like his career is in the doldrums atm.

Weird call tbh, our bowling is pretty good.

 

[honestbharani]

I think Bay Oval is actually one of our bigger grounds - 70m boundaries.

Lol.. still think the Windies top 8 or 9 can clear them comfortably mate. Which was the point. Hopefully you are not as defensive as thierry henry.

 

[Athlai]

A fresh Neesham just got straight up beaten in a race by Phillips who played a 60 odd ball innings and had his knee pop out half an hour ago.

 

[Prince EWS]

First of many international fifties for Devon.

 

[Athlai]

What a day for Phillips.

Poor Fletcher the ball deflected off the stumps and bounced off his ass too. Insult to injury

 

[Athlai]

Mayers team photo for the series looks a bit like someone just took a photo of him as he left a bathroom cubicle. Just looks very unsettled and a tiny bit guilty.